SUMMER ALONE

literally the best artist out there rn bro

“whos summer alone?”

Me: “are u deadass”

by anonymous December 10, 2022

A Colorado Summer

A "Colorado Summer" is an era in a young mans life when he liberals-up and gains maximum rizz because of it. During this phase, his room is an artsy fuckboy temple. Posters of obscure bands, large plants, and LED lights apesr one day. Soon after, he gets an alternative haircut and starts taking edibles like they were prescribed... New-found rizz lands this guy an undeserving amount of bitches. This is due to a positive feedback loop that starts to occur between the rizzing tinder hoes and his involvement in gym bro activity.

"Bro, have you seen Eden's room? He might be having a Colorado Summer right now."

"Fuck it bro, I'm buying another Mt. Joy poster... I'm tryna have a Colorado Summer this year."

by Significant_ Seinfeld December 17, 2022

the summer arc

be healthy!!

user: oh hows the summer arc
user: idk im healthy now

by periodpooohhhh September 6, 2023

Summer sausage

The act of someone playing with a man’s breast while performing a sexual act

Boy I could go for some summer sausage right now

by Joedirt88 September 18, 2023

Tony Soprano Summer

Parodic derivative of "hot girl summer", consisting of a summer filled with anxiety attacks and lots of cured meats (especially gabagool).

Having myself a Tony Soprano Summer

by Blackberry Lemonade September 30, 2023

Hot girl summer

When your toenails are painted white

“I love your toes! White is a great color on you”

“Thanks! It’s hot girl summer”

by Shielahh July 16, 2023

Summer Scorcher

The absolute best and hottest golf tournament. Started by Golf Grand Master Mark "golf Jesus" Plinski. In Phoenix Arizona

Hey man, you going to the Summer Scorcher?

by gabeknight July 20, 2023