Strasser

Someone whom you suspect has managed to read the entire internet, yet inexplicably has retained all of the information therein.

Wow, he is like a Strasser!

by Lemmeaddsomecolor September 4, 2019

strawberry

1. 🍓

2. A freshman boy who loves ice cream in strawberry flavor.

1. Strawberry, yum.

2. Anyone: I like chocolate flavor a lot.

Strawberry: I don't like chocolate flavor. Strawberry FTW.

by binsd September 17, 2019

strawberry pen

when you have anal sex and the girl/guy/other bleed from the anus and there’s blood on the dick(object) in the anus and it comes out of the anus a slight tint of red

dan:yo i had anal sex with my girl, and she started bleeding because we’ve never done it before.

steve:oh man bro did you have a strawberry pen?

dan:...yehhh.....

by blahblahloop November 1, 2019

Strawberry Lemonade

The horrifying concoction of a teenage girl or middle aged woman’s period blood, and her urine, with the period blood representing the strawberry and the urine representing the lemonade. This mix while very dangerous, is widely regarded as very thirst quenching

“Dude last night me and my girl got real freaky, and she had me chug her strawberry lemonade”. “Radical!”

by StrawberryLemonade05 February 10, 2020

strawberry syrup

When you and your girl are messing around with the whipped cream, you put some on her cooter not knowing she on her period so it looks like strawberry syrup.

“Yo babe where’d you get that strawberry syrup, I didn’t know we had any” “What syrup?”

by B1tchD35tr0y3r May 19, 2020

Strawberry Milkshake

After having sex, a man removes the woman’s eyeball and then finishes in her empty socket. Then swirling around his baby batter in her empty socket it turns into a strawberry milk colour.

Last night i was in the hospital for 3 hours after Kurk done a Strawberry Milkshake for our anniversary.

by Milker Man June 25, 2020

Strawberry trapper

An audacious go getter;
someone who (in an irritating way) impudently gets a head start on work

He forgets we are a team. That strawberry trapper just prefers to get a head start on the work.
He is always well-prepared and then brags about it, that strawberry trapper is getting on my nerves.

by Lit Regen July 5, 2020