by anonymous July 23, 2022
Get the Strawberry mug.The Strawberry Shortcake is when a man puts whipped cream on the tip of his penis and his partner sticks a strawberry up their rectum. then the person with whipped cream on their cock jams the whipped cream topped dick inside their partners asshole pushing the strawberry up their ass and back into their stomach leaving them constipated.
by FroZticShadow July 24, 2022
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by NevermoreMe June 21, 2022
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by Lucrativethoughts June 22, 2022
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by Brian Wilson (the Beach Boys) June 26, 2022
Get the Strawberry Shortsnake mug.When you creampie your girl after barebacking a street hooker and finish in her, the pairing of chlamydia and your semen combines to make a strawberry yogurt looking liquid that has now caused her to get chlamydia as well.
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Damian: Nawww that's expired strawberry yogurt honey
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Emily: Yummy strawberry yogurt, *eats*
Damian: Nawww that's expired strawberry yogurt honey
by Samuelthehoe August 10, 2022
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