Sticky Binoculars

What happens when a freelance writer named Gary spots a group of young boys at the playground in Mystic

Damnnnn dog I just picked up these sticky binoculars next to the swing set and now my fingers are glued together. That must’ve been Gary, he writes for the New York Times, WSJ, CNN and FOX.

by GaryFreelances December 2, 2024

sticky bunns

A wet clit

Mmm, damn girl you got some sticky bunns

by dab n' whip August 6, 2016

Drive By Sticky

The act of driving up to your ops house with your comrade, getting out of the car, and placing a sticky note onto their property, and drive away.

Extra points if in fursuit

“Wanna do a drive by sticky later? Let’s put it on Jackie’s flagpole, we can write about Jesus”

by RJwazhere April 28, 2024

Sticky Stepper

A sexual act where one person steps on another person's balls (typically wearing shoes) while the steppee masturbates to completion

"Can u come over and wear my Jordans and place your foot on my balls as I jerk off and cum then can cum all over my face?"

"I can give you the Sticky Stepper but if you want a facial you'll have to buy me dinner"

by Nutella_advertisement September 17, 2023

Sticky Washington

A position that is difficult to work out and is not worth the value.

Jeremy was in a real Sticky Washington the other day when his car broke down.

by The Baptist April 3, 2021

Sticky Xylophone

A sexual act where a man ejaculates on a (non gender specific)'s toes and proceds to use his penis as a mallet to play their toes as a sticky xylophone.

The wait staff at Chilli's was very displeased when I played the sticky xylophone on the Mrs at the bar.

Created in a musty basement located in menasha Wisconsin

by Sloppy tip September 19, 2024

sticky meatball

Used to describe females but only used by a rapist named Jake

Your a Sticky Meatball- Jake

by Chadcoops November 16, 2017