Spoon-Head

A derogatory term for people of Asian descent, denoting the spoon-like nature of their cranial structure

that fuckin' spoon-head took all the damn noodles

by Suck my boot, dorkhead! January 28, 2024

Spoon spree

When one reaches a state of starvation and hunger that he/she obtains a spoon and consumes portions of multiple food items and dishes within a fridge to satisfy their respective stomachs.

Person 1: DUDE what the f*ck happened to the Bacon!
Person 2: Bro Arnel went on a Spoon spree last night

by Rdxd August 17, 2011

Tiger Spoon

When a freakish person claws your back off in a gentle spooning position.

Holy shit, that bitch tiger spoon}ed the fuck out of me last night! I think I'm bleeding!

Beware, she's a Tiger Spooner!

by Charlisica April 10, 2010

glass spoon

A glowing spoon to eat ass with. Gl- (glow) ass spoon.

guy 1 : "Did you eat the booty like groceries?"
guy 2 : "You know it, I even brought my glass spoon"

by Turbusense December 20, 2015

Golden Hammock Spoon

A word for when a golden retriever decides to hop into a hammock with you
Or
An imgur upvote

Aww, look at that Golden Hammock Spoon

Dude, just got me a Golden Hammock Spoon

by MerMaker June 4, 2018

Spoon Feeder

Someone who uses social media to ask inane questions that can easily be answered using a search engine or well-known authoritative sources. Effectively asking strangers on the Internet to spoon feed them information they could have easily obtained on their own.

Spoon Feeder: Hey Facebook group, does anyone know what day we switch to daylight savings time?
Group Member: Hey Spoon Feeder, let me Google that for you.

by JethroXP March 13, 2024

Greasy spoon

Two mechanics spooning under a car after a long shift at the garage

Ey yo Jerry, greasy spoon after this oil check?

by Murr-ray October 23, 2020