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jerk shower

"Ayo I'll meet you there I'm just gonna jerk shower then come on over"
by Itschurboi August 18, 2017
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Presidential Shower

Synonym of Golden Shower.
(n.) The act of urinating on another person, usually for sexual gratification, or as a way of humiliation. More common than a Golden bath, where, during anal sex, one partner urinates into the colon of the other.

(n). When President Trump uses official procedure to arbitrarily delay government processes in order to give the illusion of instituting new policy. Similar to rebranding
Trump's first 100 days were just a presidential shower.

Last night, I gave my girlfriend the presidential shower.
by Aschylus January 28, 2017
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Shower Raptor

When you give a man head but don’t swallow yet, wait for him to get in the shower and spit his load on his back while making raptor sounds.

If he responds with “Clever Girl” it’s the equivalent to a marriage proposal - marry that man immediately.
“Things are getting pretty serious, I think I’m going to Shower Raptor him this weekend
by LadyPuddles94 May 8, 2019
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Krusty shower

Peeing in someone's butt and have them shit it back on you.
Chas pissed in hillary's butt in return she gave him a krusty shower.
by 3rdLunchbox October 12, 2016
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Functional Shower

A shower that serves only the purpose of cleaning yourself, without having to worry about any sexual or romantic activities that one of the showerers might expect from the other.
Max and Clara just finished their daily 10k run. As they came home they were only up for a functional shower together, as gas prices keep on staggering...
by LuckyNumberSl3vin July 13, 2022
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Grammar Shower

A shower that occurs after a person has been exposed to horrible grammar. Usually happens after texting friends that have no idea how to use their native language, and reading the messages becomes physically painful. The only way to get rid of this feeling of pain and dirtiness is with a hot Grammar Shower.
"hi how r u. can i come over their"
"were gonna b their to"
"your a idiot"
"look at those cat's over their"
All of these are examples of sentences that would require a Grammar Shower after reading.
by UrbanPerfect86 January 31, 2019
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Pocket shower

Zoe: "can I have some of your pocket shower, I'm feeling hot".
Lexie: "no bitch get yo own pocket shower!"
by Lavagirl45 May 25, 2017
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