2 second pumper

When you have sex
With a girl and you cum after like 3 seconds worth of humping.

My bf is such a "2 second pumper"

by THEword 14 September 30, 2016

second-hand 4chan

a 4chan-based meme that is found on an image aggregator and posted on a social networking site

Please don't post a rageguy comic from funnyjunk on my facebook page, that's second-hand 4chan

by Copperbeard November 2, 2010

Second Hand Person

When someone is talking to you and you have another friend come and vouch for you

AnaMarie was talking to Uriel and AnaMarie asked Martha to come cause she was her Second Hand Person

by anabanana04 November 30, 2020

6 seconds Jack

A time bound measure of the performance of the man who refers to himself as "The Machine Gunn"

The Machine Gunn pounded away for what seemed like 7.5 hours but what in reality was merely 6 seconds Jack.

by mgunn_jack March 17, 2016

30 Seconds to Mars

Well...this is easy.

The gayest band of all time...

Person 1: hey man, have you heard that new band called 30 Seconds to Mars?
Person 2: Yes! Guess what?
Person 1: What?
Person 2: They are fucking gay!!!!!!!!! You homo go suck their hairless dicks.

by not found [Error 404] September 23, 2007

10 Second Rule

When you drop food on the floor but still want to eat it.
You have to pick the food up off the ground before 10 seconds. If it has went past the 5 second you must declare that it's went to the 10 second rule.

.10 second rule .Oh man tht was close almost had to go to the 10 second rule

by askin4u May 20, 2007

30 Seconds to Mars

A band fronted by Jared Leto that plays quite good music but has a nasty habit of making very pretentious music videos

30 Seconds to Mars' videos that are pretentious include: "The Kill", "Kings and Queens", "From Yesterday", "Closer to the Edge.

by Worker and Parasite August 20, 2010