running underwater

Describes the action of an individual that is not fleet footed. Especially when pertaining to sports, when an athlete is slow.

"Smitty takes so long to get to first base, its like he's running underwater!"

by sheeet December 9, 2008

Running Buck

A single male; he can and does whatever he wants.

Are you hooked up or are you running buck these days?

by synetrics October 24, 2009

Watermelon Run

the act of sticking ur dick in a watermelon and running around ur neighborhood with it while singing "the star spangled banner"

Timmy was doing the watermelon run but got kidnapped by raisins

by autistic golf ball December 17, 2010

Running Tard

An image common on the internet of a mentally handicapped individual participating in the special olympics. He is also commonly seen photochopped into various other 0wned pictures.

Hey, have you seen that picture of the Running Tard? It is teh funnay!

by killernoodle August 11, 2004

Run-stiff

used to describe someone who is keen as/desperate or horny for sex so much they look like a naked man running with a hard on.

Also used to describe how much you want/wanted to have sex with a girl

haha you were so run-stiff over that girl on friday night you couldn't take your eyes off her!

yeah bro when I saw that bitch shaking dat ass she made me sooo run-stiff I just wanted to fuck her right then

dude I saw you talking to that girl it was so obvious you were running stiff for her

shit I'm feelin' run-stiff tonight bro lets go get some pussy!

by yo bama February 10, 2010

Dub-Running

The act of parking your car in someones driveway and playing dub step obnoxiously loud until the owner comes out and then driving away

The family was having a peaceful evening until we decide to go dub-running.

by bberry94 June 2, 2012

mile run

Death

The longest and most painful 10 minutes if your life will be in the mile run.

by life+school=death November 29, 2017