A pseduo-hybrid of the Dubai Porta Potty and the G.I. butt wipe. A bride (or anyone in a wedding dress) is shat on, and the wedding dress then pulled up over their head, tightly, to get the worst of it off - in much the same way the tissue is used in the G.I. butt wipe. The difference from the Dubai Porta Potty, here, is that the customer is charged per weight of shit deposited, in much the same way that a Pick n Mix would be charged in a British sweet shop.
First known use was in planning conversations for a wedding, somewhere vaguely near Alicante, Spain, in 2022.
First known use was in planning conversations for a wedding, somewhere vaguely near Alicante, Spain, in 2022.
Yeah, after they did New York New York at the end of the night, they took the bride out the back for an Alicante Pick n Mix.
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The lowest man on the totem pole. Usually some one who should “shut the fuck up” or doesn’t know what they are talking about
“Tell that peanut picker piece of shit to shut the fuck up he doesn’t know what he’s talking about “- 1st LT
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*note this can be used by anyone, regardless of their anatomy. you don’t need firsthand experience of a pain in your dick
*note this can be used by anyone, regardless of their anatomy. you don’t need firsthand experience of a pain in your dick
“all jeremiah does is talk about his upcoming sporting tournaments, he’s such a dick-picket”
“the teacher caught me with hentai open on my laptop, that conversation was a serious dick-picket”
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Replicating actions similar to a chicken pecking corn.
Replicating actions similar to a chicken pecking corn.
By Christ Wayne is chicken picking on the floor again guys, it’s not crack in his pipe it’s breadcrumbs the chicken picking twat.
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