Perfect boyfriend

Someone who loves and cares for you and accepts you for who you are

Asra is the perfect boyfriend

by RatManChris September 4, 2020

Perfect bullshit

It’s not regular bullshit like when your food is delivered an hour late or your package you ordered shows up a week later. Perfect bullshit goes something like when you are putting on your socks standing up, lose your balance and end up hobbling close to the unflushed toilet accidentally placing your foot in shit water after getting on your second sock on while having your car key fall out of your pocket and directly into the floor vent out of reach and out of sight.

“I failed my final college exam today due to extreme ADD because a junkie stole my adderall last week and the doctor refused to refill my prescription until the refill date, this week was perfect bullshit!”

by Nemo Of The Void September 16, 2020

Perfect girl

skye

Skye is the most perfect girl in the world

by Yototisgwd November 8, 2020

perfect rainbow

A male-only auto-erotic sexual act wherein an individual laying on his back urinates in an arc, directly into his own mouth. Not to be confused with a Partial Rainbow, in which the individual need only hit anywhere within the facial region.

Ben: I was home watching Orange is The New Black last night when I got bored and did a perfect rainbow. Didn't spill a drop.

Jose: Damn man, you're sick in the head.

by Don's Johnson October 26, 2017

Perfect Couple

A perfect couple is made of people that are automatically attracted to each other.Looking at the definition of the names Dylan and Tevia they would make an automatic attraction.Dylan and Seinna is not something that would work. Seinna has the great first impression but in the end will be your worst nightmare. If your names matches then find a person with the other name and attempt to date them. Tevia is a kind and amazing person so she could make a perfect couple with anyone but the example names work even better together.

They are such a perfect couple

by The one who tells truth only July 3, 2017

Perfect Couple

Two people who love each other

Colton and Alyssa are the perfect couple! They're so cute!

by BabyCakes7764 May 24, 2016

Perfect Pandora

The phenomenon that occurs when travelling from one place to another and due to Pandora's advance streaming of whole songs, there is no interruption. This is because, even in areas of no signal, the songs were just long enough to get you through the area and to a place of better signal.

Person 1: Hey how was drive up here?

Person 2: It was a Perfect Pandora man. There wasn't a moment of silence.

by Candixoxo February 16, 2012