Extreme arm pit perspiration where even prescription deodorant and antiperspirant won't stop the relentless flow of sweat from pouring out, resembling a mighty river.
Person 1
"Oh my God! Look at his gigantic pit stains!" Did someone spray his under arms with a hose?"
Person 2
"No, he just has a bad case of river pits."
"Oh my God! Look at his gigantic pit stains!" Did someone spray his under arms with a hose?"
Person 2
"No, he just has a bad case of river pits."
by Spencer-C9 January 9, 2009
Get the river pitsmug. A synonym for a romantic relationship defined by insecurity, manipulation, stress, overreaction, outbursts, lying, and general toxicity. Often void of honesty, companionship, respect, dedication, and desire.
This new girl he's been dating's really got him in The Pit. We been hoping he gets outta there sometime soon.
by RDsCookie November 28, 2023
Get the The Pitmug. 
Guy1 ...Look at that Hound over there .
Guy 3...She's taking her Brad Pit Bull for a walk.
Guy 2. .. I'd shag Brad though
Guy 3...She's taking her Brad Pit Bull for a walk.
Guy 2. .. I'd shag Brad though
by Vlad1Vostok July 9, 2025
Get the Brad Pitmug. like arm pits, but in the ass. typically in fat people, when you pick up an ass cheek and see the thigh underneath.
by anonymouse113 July 11, 2010
Get the ass pitsmug. 
a fnaf book by scott cawthon with the names of oswald,sarah and millie dawko made songs about 2 books fetch and into the pit
person 1:hey can you tell me what "into the pit" is?
person 2:do you have the book?
person 1:whats the book?
person 2:do you have the book?
person 1:whats the book?
by owgors January 26, 2021
Get the into the pitmug.