Ball Palms

The act of a man shaking someones hand only after he has cuffed his nuts.

Jon-NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Jen- whats wrong?

Jon- (whispering into Jens’ ear) Don’t shake his hand he’ll give you Ball Palms.

by Ant Beniquez June 28, 2010

Arnold Palmer

A sexual act involving pissing on your partners face, then teabagging them....representing the half lemonade/half tea composition an actual Arnold Palmer.

Put down the tarp, sweetie, it's time for your Arnold Palmer.

by Originaldavid April 4, 2017

C Palmtree

He’s a FUCKING model. No one is as hot as him and his girlfriend doesn’t know I gave him anal on the Fourth of July. I have many pictures of him so tell me if you want one.

C PALMTREE IS FUCKING HOT ILL SHOOT YOU IF YOU DISAGREE

by Churchypooo July 9, 2019

Arnold Palmer

A brutish open-hand slap to the tant...

Yesterday, Bobby delivered a full on Arnold Palmer to Anne's delicate dirt trail between rabbit holes.

by TripzOvrMe April 2, 2008

Poo Stabbing Palmer

A kid that goes to my school and we nicknamed him PSP

Dang that kid is a poo stabbing palmer

by ZapperT February 5, 2008

Rusty Palmer

The sexual event in which a girl deficates in her hand and procedes to give her partner what is known as a common hand job.

I met this girl at the bar and took her home. On the way back we got a super bomb burrito from the gas station. After she ate the burrito at my house foreplay ensued. Due to the effect the burrito had on her digestive system she suddenly expierenced a sudden burst of uncontrolable diarrhea. She tried to catch it with her hand to avoid making a mess of the bed. Without skipping a beat she proceded to stroke my penis with a shit soaked hand. I then deemed this the Rusty Palmer

by DJ Hotdish January 21, 2012

arnold palmer

A sexual act consisting of having your partner drink copious amounts of water, and then taking laxatives yourself. Your partner will deliver a golden shower, and you lay a wet cleveland steamer.

After performing an Arnold Palmer, Jack and Diane spent the rest of the night throwing out ruined sheets and pillows.

by Andy Dubbya April 10, 2008