Fluz puppy

An act where a man or women is on a leash and barks, while another person shits and jumps in the air. If you have good aim then the person posing as a dog should catch and eat the tasty brown log.

Hey cousin Terry wanna go film you giving me a fluz puppy?

by Chicus ricus March 17, 2024

shamoo puppy

A submissive role playing character with the face (mask) of a dog and the body of a utility cleaning device.

"I'm thinking about turning my boyfriend into a Shamoo Puppy tonight."

"That's intense, don't be too rough on him!"

"I might, but the whole apartment's gonna be clean by the time we're done! ;)"

by BoldGold January 2, 2016

puppy toucher

A different way of calling someone a pedophile.

"You see that guy over there? They say he's a puppy toucher."

"A what?"

"Someone who diddles kids."

by Happy125 August 17, 2024

Slut puppy

Originally coined in 1986 (by me) meaning a hot little woman who is very cute, sexy, and promiscuous - the kind of hot little slut most every man wants, especially beautiful actresses with little bodies.

Buffy is a hot little slut puppy.

by Crusader103 November 8, 2025

Paper Mache Puppy

• The result of your dog having sex with your homework after you have completed the assignment

"Sorry Miss Berok, I can't hand in my homework because my dog made Paper mache puppy's with it.."

by Error Gaming June 13, 2023

Hush puppy

A girl you need aid with but can't disclose to your ckoser homeboys because she's very unnatractive.

I needed with a hush puppy last night, please keep this on the low.

by AaliyahAaliyah May 19, 2022

puppy monkey baby

A skinny blonde white bitch with braces and a high squeaky voice

Look at that Janelle, she's such a puppy monkey baby.

by unbuttonedblaisereunited May 27, 2016