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Ohio

It’s a state in America where everything the could go wrong, will go wrong. There’s whole fortnite events that go on there, they have monsters that go after you, there’s even no privacy in Ohio as you get watched every second, and you can’t even eat anything either as it’s all pure air. If you’re ever in Ohio, I wish you luck.
“Take him to Ohio. Nooooo!!! Not Ohio!!! Anything but that! Nooo! Nooooo!! NOOOOOO!!!”
by A guide November 22, 2022
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ohio hairtie

When you use your best friends condom in your hair like a hairtie.
by Skits2045 February 24, 2023
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brainrot used daily by 7 year olds
used to make "jokes" they say
Timmy : "wanna see my skibidi toilet ohio gyatt rizz fanum tax kai cenat duke dennis plushie"
Jimmy : "HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY BRODIE"
by sigmawarlord July 18, 2024
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Ohio music

A song that is catchy and that will make you feel good, also can be a song that you listen to while traveling. (especially to Ohio)
John: "Have you heard the song Lotus by Minus the bear?"
Nate: "Oh yeah, I actually have it in my playlist of Ohio music."
by Mae_Lisztomania June 16, 2020
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Ohio no bake

An Ohio no-bake is a sexual experience and an Ohio tradition. When a man ejaculates into the anus of his significant partner. After the ejaculation the significant partner poops out both sperm and fecal mater , mushes it all together in what looks like a no bake cookie. And then they feed it to each other . No baking required .
Maybe tonight is the night we try the Ohio no bake ?
by Meowbarkroofhiss63 February 22, 2019
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Ohio snowblower

When a individual blows their nose into a vagina.
I can't believe he gave me a ohio snowblower.
by Boredbuddy January 17, 2024
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Ohio

Noun
A myth. Ohio is the central gathering place for aliens who have invaded our planet and don't wish to be discovered quite yet.

Synonyms: false, New Zealand
person 1: hey, did you hear the guy talking about how trump won the 2020 election?
person 2: yeah, he's from ohio
by duolingobutbetter December 1, 2022
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