October 20

National Eat Ass Day

Hey Joe, wanna go eat my ass?
No James! That’s gay!
Who the fuck cares? It’s October 20th!

by dad at grocery store October 20, 2019

October 25

National No Beef day. You can't spread beef with anyone or you kissed James Charles

Gavin: Peter is gay.
Mel: It is October 25.
Gavin: Damnit.

by Jkeyetaly October 20, 2019

21st October

Kissing day!!
Everybody can kiss whoever they want trough the day as many times as they want

have you kissed anybody today it’s the kissing day today! it’s 21st october

by heidetermeg October 21, 2019

october 22

Today is national hit-anyone-with-the-name-matthew day. you have full consent to now hit someone with the name matthew (or matt)

october 22nd is hit matt day

Guy: yo it’s national hit matthew day. you know what that means...
Matthew: uh oh

by bigboobsuhmchile October 21, 2019

October 23

National Single Day so have ur friends get u a cute bf

On October 23, you will no longer be single thx to ur friends.

by Ganggangchickenwang2313 October 21, 2019

October 22

Hug and/or hang out with a person that name begins with J

Its october 22 so im going to hug and hang out with a girl whos name starts with a J

by Gjskqoqkejfjajalqodjbxnak October 21, 2019

October 22

National "Beat the everloving shit out of Gabi Green day."
Anyone has a free pass to beat Gabi up whenever you feel like it without getting in trouble.

"Hey did you see Gabi today?"
"Why?"
"I need to beat her to a pulp for my own amusement"
"Oh well, it's October 22 you're okay to"

by hewhomstwatches October 21, 2019