table

a animal that has leg

oh u fool ur a table

by Aidan fisk November 20, 2021

smart table

Smart table isn't something you can be on or sit on or work on.It is a non-physical concept older than space and time itself; it is something you know you are a part of once you have achieved greatness. Simply a gift from God.

life gave me lemons, but I sold them, invested in bitcoin and am now a part of the smart table

by Daddylonglegs17 January 23, 2018

Tabled

Aggressively wacking it on a table

Aggressively wacking a penis on a table

He tabled in the dining room as the family watched on christmas

by CapitalBaconator January 17, 2024

Riding the Table Saw

The most glorious act in all of middle school shop class. The weakest one is tied to the table saw by the strongest one, the smartest one turns on the saw, and the coolest one cranks the handle, spilling the blood in a way that makes my membranes quiver. The shop teacher finds this and begins to stab the children with a tool so diabolical, it must not be spoken of by name, lest the machinist in the basement hear the screams, and begin to mill the prototype.

Riding the table saw is the greatest achievement of the era, and is in practice throughout the galaxy.

by ellsworthtoohey January 20, 2018

OH NO OUR TABLE ITS BROKEN

it memers

The memes are good and old still funny do u want penis pills yea its do be kool oh no our table its broken not that much

by mice is nice April 4, 2022

Table-ussy

Table pussy

Owen likes fuck "table-ussy"

by OWENWWWWWWWW September 8, 2022

table flipped

something unexplainable and out of this world has happened. you probably would have to resort to plan b if this has happened.

you are lucky you weren't here when the table flipped

by the-all-giving August 30, 2022