Jade and Joe

A boy who likes a girl but the girl doesn't like him back the way he likes her.

OI mate you've just been Jade and Joe'ed

by AJCRAZYBOI February 19, 2017

Joe Saunders

Just a kind dude that is tall and racist (hes white).

Your acting a bit like Joe Saunders

by Alexlover6969 August 5, 2021

Joe Bartalozi

This is the greatest, sexiest, and most handsome man of all time. He has a tiktok, YouTube, twitch, instagram, and something else probably so yeah. On his tiktok he reacts to “Prank videos” and rages at them. On his twitch he streams video games. Also on his YouTube he does reactions and gaming . so yeah. I love him 😘

John: BwaahhhahHhaaaaa
Jimmothy: Why are you laughing so hard?

John: I am watching Joe Bartalozi harass this Manski in Valorant.
Jimmothy: Wow that seems very cool! I Will go follow him!

by HarambesDad January 22, 2022

crackhead joe

crackhead john's older brother who is also addicted to crack-cocaine but yet is financially stable.

crackhead John: hey man can i borrow $20 for some hard?
crackhead Joe: hang on man, somebody's out there. they watching us and i know it, but what they don't know is that i'm a sly mutha fucka.. i'm like a koala bear hiding and lurking in the trees, niggas just don't know.
crackhead John: look man i don't got time for this again, can you at least spot me $10? i need my fix
crackhead Joe: sure man, you seem true to the word.. you remind me of my brother

by bulletface March 29, 2015

tingly joe

the act of mixing hand sanitizer with lube and using for sexual acts. preferably with condom to avoid burning sensation in ones urethra.

she was being a real bitch so i pulled a tingly joe on her and now i'm all alone

by terrainsnake January 29, 2018

Granola Joe

GRANOLA JOE IS YOUR DOOM. GRANOLA JOE IS THE VANISHING POINT OF ALL DESTINY, THE EVENT HORIZON BEYOND WHICH ALL IS DARKNESS AND VOID. GRANOLA JOE WILL COME BEARING GIFTS. GRANOLA JOE WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU LOOK REALLY COOL IN THAT SHIRT. GRANOLA JOE WILL OFFER TO HELP YOU PUT TOGETHER YOUR IKEA FURNITURE AND THEN ACTUALLY FOLLOW THROUGH. GRANOLA JOE WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LOVED AND VALUED. GRANOLA JOE WILL INCREASE THE STANDARD OF LIVING OF ALL HUMAN BEINGS THAT ARE TOUCHED BY ITS SEETHING, HUNGRY SHADOW. GRANOLA JOE WILL DECEIVE YOU. GRANOLA JOE WILL TELL YOU WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR. GRANOLA JOE WILL DEMAND THINGS YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND. GRANOLA JOE WILL SHOW YOU THE MEANING OF POWER. GRANOLA JOE WILL SUBSUME YOU. GRANOLA JOE WILL LOVE YOU IN A WAY YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO COMPREHEND. GRANOLA JOE, UNCONQUERED, UNYIELDING, GRANOLA JOE, UNCEASING, DEVOURING, GRANOLA JOE, ASCENDANT, ALL-DESIRING, GRANOLA JOE. GRANOLA JOE. GRANOLA JOE. GRANOLA JOE.

IN THE FETID, ECONOMICALLY APPOINTED INTERIOR OF THE WINNEBAGO, GRANOLA JOE LIES IN SPLENDID REPOSE, SHROUDED IN GREASY HAWAIIAN SHIRTS AND DECAYING PLASTIC LEIS.

by GRANOLA JOE September 12, 2019

Joe Iconis

Full name is Joseph Peter Philip Iconis. Composer of the audition famous, "Broadway Here I Come!" , the Broadway musical Be More Chill and the album Two-Player Game. Married to Lauren Marcus, has a kitten named Diane. Instagram and Twitter is @MrJoeIconis.

Joe Iconis is a sweet boi who must be protected at all costs.

by Jaoa November 5, 2018