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ass ninja

ninja's that spontaniously spawn from ones ass.
'Goddam, i had a bit of trouble with some ass ninja's this morning.'
by Prycey September 9, 2003
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Bubba Ninja

1. One who enjoys the "back door"
2. Skinny little bitch
3. Butt Pirate
Did you see that guy sneaking him around,
Yeah he looked gay
Must be Bubba Ninja
Yep, there's a big fat guy putting his dick in his ass
by Taylor February 10, 2005
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Pigment Ninja

One who is extremely well at selling drugs, not going to school, blaming white people for their problems, and spending welfare checks on grape drank.

Here is a list of the known pigment Ninjas:

The fast Ninja:
One who is extremely well at running from the Police, this form of pigment hails from Kenya. They never stop running.

The educated Ninja:
Thought to be extinct, these ninjas have only been mentioned in myth. Only one is thought to exist and he will be the next president.

The dreaming Ninja:
Martin Luther King

The "Glove just doesn't fit Ninja"
OJ Simpson, also known as the "I didn't do it Ninja.

The Church Ninja:
Good examples of these Ninjas are Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson, these Ninjas are actually Black Supremacists.

The Muffin Top Ninja:
The female pigment ninja, these ninjas believe that they are sexy, when in fact they are far from anything resembling boner material.

The KFC Ninja:
The most common form of Pigment Ninja, These ninja's are thought to be part of the Colonels army.

The Nigga Ninja:
This form of Pigment uses the word Nigga every other word.

There are many other forms of Pigment Ninjas around the world but these are the most common
Look at that Pigment Ninja over there.

Ya he sure does enjoy that KFC.
by Nigga4lyfeHomieG December 22, 2008
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Swamp ninja

A term for a black person. It can mean "cool", or it could be derogatory.
I hired a swamp ninja to rob that bank for me.
by Lancington June 9, 2011
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Ninja Cock

A cock so powerful and overwhelming that you have no idea what to do with it. An elite warrior. It is very speedy and unable to be tamed, specialising in a vast array of martial arts. The ninja cock has multiple times the power of a normal cock, and those who possess a ninja cock have a high ranking within their society. Only the very worthy come into contact with the ninja cock as it is very special.
Renee's ninja cock was so powerful and strong that Jess became un-conscious when she witnessed it.

The ninja cock knocked me out cold.
by Patty Mayonaisse October 17, 2008
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ninja turtle

four people high fiving each other over someones back ninja turtle style.this act is similar to the Eiffle tower.
we ninja turtled "Jack"when he knelt down to clean.
by Sofera July 9, 2006
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Tree Ninja

A ninja that lives in the trees. Their diet consists of bugs and leaves.
I could tell a Tree Ninja was watching me.
by Neo Kabuto August 24, 2007
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