instead of taking an actual shower and nap like you had told your friends you were doing, you take a quick shower and jack off for 20 mins, then go back out drinking.
Also know as a Doug.R. Nap
Also know as a Doug.R. Nap
Dug: "I need to get rid of this hangover. Guys, I think i'm gonna go home and take a nap and a shower..."
...
Al: "Dude... youre trying to go jerk off arent you?."
Dug:"...so"
Brian:"...I'm gonna go take a Hammer nap too..."
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Al: "Dude... youre trying to go jerk off arent you?."
Dug:"...so"
Brian:"...I'm gonna go take a Hammer nap too..."
by SuperBeagle August 27, 2013
Get the Hammer Napmug. A wet-nap is a girl who’s always thinking about sex and therefore, has a pussy that is always wet (like a purell wet-napkin).
by Deeptot January 6, 2021
Get the Wet-napmug. .
😱:Kidnapping is an Easter egg, you look at your consumer electronics, take a nap, and wake up bully from---
by InterpersonalCommunication February 20, 2025
Get the Kidnapping is an Easter egg, you look at your consumer electronics, take a nap, and wake up bully from---mug. by Hottie7402 October 2, 2021
Get the sap napmug. When somebody convinces another person to take them back to their place, under the false premise of having sex, solely for the purpose of using their bed to sleep in. Upon waking, they leave without fulfilling the empty promise the made.
example 1
"Why is Amy's hair all over the shop today?" said Jane.
"Oh, she did a nap and dash on poor Bill this morning and came straight to work from his place" replied Betty.
example 2
"You're not really going to sleep with him are you?" said Nicki.
"Absolutely not. He doesn't know it, but I'm going to do the old nap and dash on him. Uber's are way too expensive right now" Amy laughed in reply.
"Why is Amy's hair all over the shop today?" said Jane.
"Oh, she did a nap and dash on poor Bill this morning and came straight to work from his place" replied Betty.
example 2
"You're not really going to sleep with him are you?" said Nicki.
"Absolutely not. He doesn't know it, but I'm going to do the old nap and dash on him. Uber's are way too expensive right now" Amy laughed in reply.
by Tom McLovin May 17, 2022
Get the nap and dashmug. James: U haven't responded since school's out, wassup?
Caro: mbbb I was having an after school nap, I was SOOOOOO tired, like u wouldn't believe, and now, I feel live a downed a few red bulls, without the side effects.
James: thx, I might try that out some day.
Caro: mbbb I was having an after school nap, I was SOOOOOO tired, like u wouldn't believe, and now, I feel live a downed a few red bulls, without the side effects.
James: thx, I might try that out some day.
by IronicÉire December 22, 2024
Get the After School Napmug. by AL3XiSAB3AST November 16, 2019
Get the ass napmug.