Here for the pizza

1. A phrase used at a celebration or social gathering (wedding, birthday party, etc.) that denotes the user's desire for the amenities of said gathering (food, drinks, cake, games, etc.) and complete lack of interest of what the social gathering is actually about. Occurs often in children too young to understand or care about what is occurring.

Warning: Using phrase at any social gathering may incite yelling, tears, or physical injury. Use at own risk.
Person 1: Isn't it wonderful that Jack and May got married?
Person 2: I'm just here for the pizza.
by Avoidthedevoidvoid January 13, 2022
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come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth i'm feeling romantical
come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth i'm feeling romantical
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Ayo The Pizza's Here

A line from a vine made by Calebcity, who is funnier than any joke youtubers on Youtube. (sorry, youtubers)
*doorbell*
Dude 1: Ayo The Pizza's Here
Dude 2: Sweet!
by iwascrazyonce July 21, 2024
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Here is a good question!

When Daniel Larson the famous tiktoker known for his funny videos and sayings had a mental breakdown and asked the people in his chat why his cum was red.
Here is a good question!
Why is my cum red?
by Harry .P Ness May 16, 2025
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Here and Now

Making a decision, often a poor one, based off the information you had at the time.
After seeing your girlfriend’s lower back tattoo for the first time, she responds, “What can I say? That was my here and now.”
by Nemea September 06, 2023
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Yet... Here I am

In that exact situation... Except in the most extreme variant of that exact thing. No amount not being a doormat gets you out a witch burning... Unless you're me.
Hym "Yet... Here I am... BUT! It WILL work for me because if it doesn't, that's when the stabbing begins! And you'll think you yourself (in the confines of your retard cranium meat) 'Being a stubborn bitch is more important than child lives' You'll be correct in that child lives are worthless."
by Hym Iam January 19, 2024
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