Noah Patterson

Noah Pattersons are usually very dirty and disgusting. They often growl unexpectedly, and like to burp a lot. They look like tall hobbits and like to shove their fingers up their arseholes

Girl: “omg! Did you see that Noah Patterson, it’s so disgusting!”

by Angelina Bhatti November 24, 2021

Noah

Literally the coolest cutest guy in the whole world and he's really nice but can be mean sometimes and is really good at calming you down but will not let you tell him about your special interests and despite how amazing he is he can be really insecure sometimes but he shouldn't be because he's just that cool

Random person 1:"That fence is a Noah"
Random person 2: "Fences aren't that cool!"
Random person 1: "You wouldn't get it.."

(please accept my entry )

by NOTnoia March 15, 2024

Noah is the best staff manager

The best staff manager that has ever existed

Man Noah is the best staff manager and deserves owner

by Somerandomnamebecausetheothers November 4, 2022

Noah

The skinny-legend of Mr.Grennan's physics class. He's read the other definitions and knows he's a total catch...but only in 3 mounts, when he turns 16. BUT DONT MENTION HIS BROTHER OR ITS A NO GO

daaaammmmnnnnnn, good things come in small packages, just look at Noah.

by NGCANL March 4, 2019

Noah and Destinee

The hottest couple you will ever meet. Noah is funny and such a goofball and Destinee is loving and passionate. they make the perfect couple

girl 1: Noah and Destinee make a perfect couple

by Jill–24 May 8, 2022

noah lackey

A person (usually a man) that attracts every girl he passes in a sexually intimidating way. He is the sexiest man on earth.

Wow! Bro look at that noah lackey!

by Cade morevil May 28, 2019

Noah Rain

A small reference to the story of Noah and his arc found in the Old Testament of the Bible. God planned to flood the earth with rain and instructed Noah to build an arc to survive.

Noah Rain: Raining hard as crap, to the point where it is hard to drive, hard to see out of windows, and potentially causes flooding.

"Damn, this is like Noah Rain right now. I cant even see the road." rain storm SHOWERS

by DawnMay May 27, 2014