New England Clam Job

A male ejaculating into a vagina, and then immediately giving that female oral sex thus recieving some hot clam chowder.

Think hot white and creamy.

by Wyotech Chassis Fab. Dept. September 2, 2005

New Milford, NJ

New Milford, NJ is a tiny Town with a million residents in Bergen County, NJ. We could have been a nice town like our neighbors but our genius fore fathers head the great fore sight to sell off 1/4 of our town's land to a low life slum lord. This place is called Brookchester Apartments. Also, we sold off three schools only to have to add on to the three schools we had left. Yet another genius move by previous administrations.
Flanked by even dumpier towns and also nicer towns on the other side of the Hackensack River.

I'm from New Milford, NJ.
Oh, wow thats far, like up by Rt. 23?
No, not WEST Milford, the other, shittier one.

by jursylegnd May 14, 2008

New Orleans

The best place in the world. Pronounced New (like you usually say it) Or-(as in this or that) -lins. (like fin with a l not an f) It's a beautiful city that is not completely ghetto. Its the only place in the world you eat po-boys while watching some weird dressed up people riding on crazy floats throwing cheap plastic beads at you. Never say anything bad about us because then all more then 300,000 of us will get ghetto on you! We proven that nothin can keep us down, we won the super bowl didn't we. Black and gold went to the super bowl and went ahead and got crunk while we were there!

Ya'll have to come down to New Orleans!

by mysupercutelabradoodle June 15, 2010

New Hope

The town of New Hope.
Only one sentence can define this place of awesomeness.
It is better than Doylestown. Look up Doylestown.
I don't need a reason.
Go to New Hope.
You'll see.
Doylestown is a delusional definition made by a delusional 8th grader who watches to much of the OC. Which is a crappy show anyway.

"Hey guys let's go to New Hope."
"Why?"
"Because it's better than Doylestown, duh."

by BFSucks March 2, 2005

new jersey meathook

A slight curvature of the index finger inserted into the anal cavity of your love companion.

Is that dirt underneath your fingernail, or have you been new jersey meathooking in the east coast?

by Mike Barbary May 30, 2006

New York Jets

New York Football Team, with poor history, consisting of mostly Mexicans, potheads, dumb asses, and overrated players. They have a fat coach who is morally vacuous, has a passionate foot fetish, and flaps his gums to much. The Jets are a team with no character which always gets players with behavioral problems. Always involved in embarrassing, stupid incidents, like Sal Alosi tripping Dolphins rookie Nolan Carroll, the Rex Ryan middle finger dispute, and the viral Youtube video with Mark Sanchez using Mark Brunell as a snot rag. Has players with big mouths like Cromartie tweeting that he will "smash Matt Hasselbeck's face in" and other stupid comments from Revis, Sanchez, Scott, and Pace. Overrated players include, but are not limited to: Shonn Greene, Jerricho Cotchery, Brad Smith, Mark Sanchez, and more. Nicknames for these players include "Dirty Sanchez," "Jerricho Crothery," and more.

"Jets are the BEST TEAM!"
"Are you an idiot? Jets are gay, they are more like the New York Jests."

"Dude, that guy is such an idiot, he must be a member of the terrible organization - the New York Jets"

"Rex Ryan is so fat that they has to set up speed bumps when he went to an all-you-can-eat buffet!

by NFL Analyst February 20, 2011

new rave

New genre of music stemming from rave and disco.

The Klaxons are so new rave.

by Caffbizzle September 4, 2006