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max bennett

A max bennett is a type of person who likes to get drenched in motor oil and have anal sex in a auto shop
My girl said she’s a Max Bennett when it comes to sex, filling up my gas tank now!”
by Xam Da Kid September 6, 2021
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max bateman

a snuggly inspiration to all. he is cute and hot and has a voluptuous back, mess with prince max and i will knock you out stone cold
i saw max bateman kissing a year 7 in the music room
by nedfromtryguys November 18, 2021
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max augeri

Common name in Italia, has an incredibly large penis.
Max Augeri has a large one!
by PenquinEater November 25, 2016
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max pollard

Someone who I very bad at anal and is bad at sucking dick
by Max Pollard July 30, 2018
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Max Pea

The sexiest man I've ever laid eyes on... smart.....funny.... caring.... misunderstood... loving... I would love to be his girl..... he's my best friend...my homie....my everythang...and I'll always be his ride or die bae.....i really do love u Max... always and forever and forever and always... Desi Star-Baby Bangs
Max Pea is one in a million...u won't find another one like him..i promise....oom u won't!!!
by Baby Bangs February 28, 2022
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Max Blake

A really tiny fucking douchebag of a guy who won't shut the fuck up sometimes. Like these people are genuinely so mind-numbingly atrocious in their habits that it cannot be understated how unpleasant it is to be in this man's vicinity. Often plays mobile games in social environments to compensate for his lack of looks and social skills, as well as donning the haircut of a greasy beach bum, as well as his goblin-like appearance making for an absurdly grotesque sight. If you ever happen to come across a man named Max Blake, there is, under no circumstance, a reason to greet this person.

he is also really cool and i love him hes also my boyfriend.
Man 1: Hey man, what do you want to do today?
Man 2: Shit, be quiet, he's here.
Max Blake: Hey guys what're we doing.
Man 1 & 2: Shut the fuck up *Leaves*
bradyn: *enters* want to fuck?
Blake: Bet!
by JewLova1952 June 1, 2022
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max thrust

v. to microwave
Sally: Do you want something to eat, Grandma?
Grandma: Oh, you can just max thrust some leftovers for me.
by Housies September 11, 2010
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