dud max

Someone who is the maximum amount of dud; a fucking idiot.

I was driving home from work and some dud max totally cut me off!

by SlamYourself January 6, 2017

Max Seegs

One who like to pose, drink excessively, and break bathroom doors in an abrupt manner.

"wow do you see how drunk he is.."
"he's not drunk, he's just being a max seegs"

by gohawkx February 27, 2019

Max The Artichoke

A humorous character which is really funny. He has an artichoke head and hes gay and likes wet cum 🤓☝️

"Max The Artichoke kissed my brother, he's really gay."

by PoshoRider May 23, 2023

Easement Max

A guy who fucks.

Wow! That Easement Max sure does Fuck!!

by Johnnsins July 15, 2022

Max Blake

A really tiny fucking douchebag of a guy who won't shut the fuck up sometimes. Like these people are genuinely so mind-numbingly atrocious in their habits that it cannot be understated how unpleasant it is to be in this man's vicinity. Often plays mobile games in social environments to compensate for his lack of looks and social skills, as well as donning the haircut of a greasy beach bum, as well as his goblin-like appearance making for an absurdly grotesque sight. If you ever happen to come across a man named Max Blake, there is, under no circumstance, a reason to greet this person.

he is also really cool and i love him hes also my boyfriend.

Man 1: Hey man, what do you want to do today?
Man 2: Shit, be quiet, he's here.
Max Blake: Hey guys what're we doing.
Man 1 & 2: Shut the fuck up *Leaves*
bradyn: *enters* want to fuck?
Blake: Bet!

by JewLova1952 June 1, 2022

max thrust

v. to microwave

Sally: Do you want something to eat, Grandma?
Grandma: Oh, you can just max thrust some leftovers for me.

by Housies September 11, 2010

Max Cronin

Thinks he's cool. Likes computers. If you meet him, run.

Max Cronin likes computers.

by anonymous October 6, 2020