Magic Black Smoke

This type of smoke emits from a car or truck when it finally fails on you. This type of smoke is magical because it means it will NEVER run again.

Me: hey Joe, Why is Elmo kicking the crap out of his truck?
(Elmo in backround):YOU STUPID POS TRUCK *SMASH*
Joe: Magic Black Smoke came out of his tranny
Me: aw crap, well it is a dodge.

by AZredneck1862 July 28, 2009

Magic Eight Ball Text

Any text message consisting of less than four words which is usually sent from a distracted or disinterested party. Opposite of "Bible Text"

"Hey man what's going on with that girl you met last weekend?"

"Not much, just a bunch of Magic Eight Ball Texts"

by Patrick Wilde July 31, 2009

Magical Jizz

Jizz from a gifted person who has they ability through jizz, to do almost anything with that jizz.
Paintings, Food items, music, Monster trucks, curing cancer, etc....

I stopped a tsunami yesterday with my Magical Jizz.

Jesus couldn't perform miracles, it was his Magical Jizz.

by DannyMc93 September 23, 2009

madication

a psychotropic medication used to treat symptoms of mental illness

haloperidol, duloxetine, diazepam, risperidone ect.

What do you want from me bastards, Ive just had my madication!

by mad_man_ November 8, 2009

magic bean

another term for clitoris, but can also be used for the vagina in general.

"can you believe she got some magic bean last night?"

by plantmomaha July 31, 2017

Magic voodoo dick

When a guy you only want to hook up with hits it so good and right the first night you end up liking him even if you don't wanna. That's the magic voodoo dick.

Girl. Remember that guy I was just gonna hook up with for fun? Well he must have that Magic voodoo dick because I caught feelings.

If you dick her down just right with that magic voodoo dick she'll like you even if she dont wanna.

by Ms.Ten April 18, 2018

millie-magic

1. a slang term for a travelling gypsie/physcic

2.a slang term, used in lancashire, for suddenly coming into money

1. "i'm going down to see a millie-magic later on"

2. "well, i had a millie-magic on the lottery last week

by Amelia222 February 11, 2009