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Minutes

Up through 9-years-old when I pulled down my pants, my Fruit Of The Loom Double Blue 🔵-Line Waistband Boxer Briefs Underwear was always still on, due to it took minutes to take off my Boy's Fruit Of The Loom Double Blue 🔵-Line Waistband Boxer Briefs Underwear.
by FrroRdn June 7, 2024
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Woavyy Minutes

2 regular minutes is equal to 1 Woavyy minute
Mrs. Smith can I please have snevn more woavyy minutes
by Snevn July 1, 2024
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last-minute lisa

when someone stupid is driving in front of you and they wait to turn their blinker on until the very last second. bonus points if you’re driving in a town you don’t know, so you’re following a family member’s vehicle, and they do this.
driver in front: *driving normally*
you: *assumes they ain’t gonna turn at the next one*
driver in front: *suddenly slows down and turns on blinker right as they turn*
you: “fucking hell, okay last-minute lisa”
by thetwistedtrichster July 29, 2024
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Business Minutes

Like when someone tells you on a Friday "this will take 3 business days", it's not gonna happen til Wednesday bc of the weekend. Business Minutes is the same, if you tell someone you're going to take 10 business minutes, it means you're going to take 10 at the minimum but probably more
Boy: Yo hold up I gotta take a poop
Girl: (sigh) OK, how long??
Boy: mm probably 5 business minutes
by yeshuamysaviour August 2, 2024
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Business Minutes

Like when someone tells you on a Friday "this will take 3 business days", it's not gonna happen til Wednesday bc of the weekend. Business Minutes is the same, if you tell someone you're going to take 10 business minutes, it means you're going to take 10 at the minimum but probably more
Boy: Yo hold up I gotta take a poop
Girl: (sigh) OK, how long??
Boy: mm probably 5 business minutes
by yeshuamysaviour August 2, 2024
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Chaldean Minute

The act of telling someone or something one timeframe - and not delivering or showing up at least 3 times the given amount.

Chaldeans are notorious for underestimating time.
Steve: "Hey guys I am going to boof before our next game, give me 10 minutes"
Brycen: "I guess we have to wait 30 minutes for this guy... Chaldean Minute."
by Mack34 August 12, 2024
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Monkey's Minute

An unspecified amount of time or time spent poorly on non-important things.
Bro 1: Bro I need you to cashapp me for the drinks last night
Bro 2: Just give me a monkey's minute bro and I'll get it for you
by Shartzy August 18, 2024
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