The Texas logs is only found in Texas. The Texas logs is where you go into a restroom, a friends house or a public place and it appears that people don’t know how to flush the toilet and they love their logs. Must be from all of the brisket, steak, bbq and tacos they eat that the Texas log will not flush.
Flush the Texas logs in the toilet. Must be a Texas log in that toilet. Too much brisket is your diet and the Texas log will not flush
by Bubba A July 25, 2021
Get the The texas logsmug. by need4speed November 29, 2013
Get the drool logmug. When a man is dropping a big poop, the resulting splash of water wets his butthole and scrotum in the aftermath - usually a little traumatizing to the senses.
by Capo2001 August 10, 2024
Get the Portland Log Kissmug. by Romme October 27, 2021
Get the Fina Logsmug. The time between one end of the fecal matter is coming out of your ass and that same end touches the water of the toilet.
by Cwl2000 October 3, 2018
Get the Mid-logmug. by JimFoot January 29, 2019
Get the Wet Loggingmug. When waiting in line to cash out, you get a raging, awkward erection. You don't want to lose your place in line, so you just pray that the cashier doesn't notice.
When Dan saw his sisters hot little friend at Walmart, he had one hell of a log-jam to contend with.
by Eggfarticus May 24, 2017
Get the Log-jammug.