eagle has landed

What is proudly exclaimed after male genitalia, the eagle, has penetrated the female genitalia for the first time.

"I love you girl" "I love you, babe" *penetration* "the eagle has landed!" *schlop-schlop* "fuck, im done"

by Kevin N January 28, 2004

poop land

1 - Fro's house
2 - Term used to descripe the horriblest, most vile place possible, that is covered in poop, and not just dog poop, but human poop too

"What did you do last night?"
"Went to poopland and got drunk again."

by boshi June 11, 2006

land grab

What the US Government and other countries did to tribal peoples already living on the American continent.

Any appropriation of real estate that wasn't originally yours.

Joe used to have only five acres of property, but he made a huge land grab and now he has fifty.

by Athene Airheart March 20, 2004

landauer

A person who thinks he is "da shit", yet is in fact a horny juggler.

Wow, that guy acts all cool, but he's a landauer.

by Bandivalson March 16, 2008

Land it in buffalo

When you totally mess something up resulting in total failure.

Wow, last night you were really hammered. How'd it work out with the girl you brought home?

Not good, vomited all over her and she ran out crying.

Boy did you land it in Buffalo

by Team Zion February 18, 2009

Land Carp

Any human female.

Let's find some fresh land carp tonight!

by Billy Burnout June 27, 2010

land shark

This is a term that is used when referencing the act of having sex with a woman while she's on her period. Sharks attack women who are menstruating in the ocean, and since you are having sex with a woman's bleeding vagina on the land, it is called 'land sharking'. It can also be called a 'shark attack' and is often accompanied by the Jaws theme song and a hand smacking motion immitating the clamping of sharks' jaws.

This should only be attempted if...
A) one is extremely horny
B) one is extremely commited
C) one is both extremely horny and extremely commited

Latisha's on her period, but I'm so damn horny. I think I might land shark her anyway.

by LindseyLu May 19, 2006