parisian kiss

blow job

Joe got a parisian kiss on the train

by Tess Tiscle April 12, 2019

Shadow-kiss

When your lips touch a surface previously touched by another person's lips.

Person 1: "Yo did you just use my fork??"
Person 2: "Yeah, I think so..."
Person 1: "That means I've just shadow-kissed you!!"
Person 2: "bruh"

by Butt meister January 6, 2019

Minnesota Kiss

Like an Eskimo Kiss but it is on your Balls with a Cold Nose!

Right when I was getting ready to leave she went down and gave me a Minnesota Kiss, Then she Blew me!

Man she gave me a Minnesota Kiss & I couldn't stop laughing

by Diabolical Witch September 10, 2012

Butt kiss

When two people rub their butts on each other's butt and fart

They butt kissed on the bed .

by Hs3 June 14, 2022

Kissed on the dick

To be born between 1946 and 1964 as part of the Baby Boomer generation. These people enjoyed full employment, free university, defined benefit schemes and shirked national responsibilities like conscription and looking after the environment. This generation were seen as very progressive in their youth but later became fiercely conservative to protect the enormous capital they had amassed. They achieved this through voting power as they were the largest generation that had ever existed this making it easy to bend policy of the day to their will. Ironically this generation is now against everything they enjoyed themselves in their youth like free education, welfare, defined benefits, immigration, free love and youth home ownership.

"Have you ever seen a bunch of cunts more kissed on the dick than the Boomers?! Fuck me!"

by Nokitel May 1, 2023

Kiss the Unicorn

When you're eating the asshole and jacking the dick at the same time.

Crystal said "she doesn't believe in Unicorns." I said "so how would you like to kiss the unicorn?" She said "she'd love nothing more." So, I showed her the back door.

by Reece Duval December 26, 2019

Blump-kiss

When you are taking a shit and a woman starts giving you a blowjob, then as you’re shitting the water from the turd splashed up and hits her in the face while blowing you.

Oh my god my turd splashed a lot of water up while taking a shit and hit Tina in the face while she was giving me a blumpkin, she totally got blump-kissed

by USPFCMC March 8, 2023