A MALE VERSION OF A KAREN
An Ian is a middle aged white man that finds it necessary to hurl abuse at women Who beleive there is an issue with male orientated violence.
An Ian is a middle aged white man that finds it necessary to hurl abuse at women Who beleive there is an issue with male orientated violence.
"IAN" (male Karen) DEFINED
Omg that guy that told me i should Fucking die because i posted about another woman being murdered was such and Ian
That guy who said that women should cover up or it their fault they get sexually attacked and deserve it was such an Ian.
When a man mansplains
You reply "Ok Ian"
Omg that guy that told me i should Fucking die because i posted about another woman being murdered was such and Ian
That guy who said that women should cover up or it their fault they get sexually attacked and deserve it was such an Ian.
When a man mansplains
You reply "Ok Ian"
by Manko46 December 12, 2019
Get the "IAN" (male Karen)mug. Describes a blonde hair woman who has afternoon tea and doesn't like when something isn't "ship and shape," will definitely let you know about everything that seems out of place. Otherwise, used to describe people in public who deliberately flip the fuck out when something isn't what they expected. Over-exaggerated emotions towards service desk people, checkout clerks or fast food workers.
Example 1: Karen says that the guy at the oil shop was trying to slash her tires when he dropped his tool. He got oil on the car door when he got up to grab something else. Karen asked Wanda over a cup of tea that afternoon if she shouldn't have gotten a free car wash too, truly exasperated.
Example 2: Karen buys a phone from Verizon and brings it into Walmart for a repair, then flies off the handle at the clerk there when they can't help them. Karen ends up having wasted her entire day, then proceeds to take it out on everyone else in the store in a flying fit of rage, or randomly insults someone standing nearby because they look like a jackass.
Innocent bystanders silently think, "Shut up Karen."
Example 2: Karen buys a phone from Verizon and brings it into Walmart for a repair, then flies off the handle at the clerk there when they can't help them. Karen ends up having wasted her entire day, then proceeds to take it out on everyone else in the store in a flying fit of rage, or randomly insults someone standing nearby because they look like a jackass.
Innocent bystanders silently think, "Shut up Karen."
by BWitched January 8, 2022
Get the Shut up Karenmug. A school where half the guys don't talk,the other half are fuckboys wearing adidas pants and grey sweatshirts everyday. the girls are pretty chill some are really fake,everyone talks shit about everyone and the teachers make everything worse. At lunch everyone always sits with the exact same group and does the exact same things. The very white 12 year olds listen to two raps songs and then pretend there black or Latina or some street gangsta stoner. all couples last a maximum of 2 weeks.
by Hithwreyoungsters April 5, 2017
Get the Karen Kain middle schoolmug. A “Karen” is a popular mocking slang term as somebody tattletaling to the police or person of authority for witnessing a mass gathering of fun, healthy, and outgoing people who are violating social distancing procedures during the 2020 COVID-19 Pandemic. A typical Karen is ideally obnoxious, controlling, takes everything seriously, nagging, party-pooper, and the rain on your parade type of person.
I saw that the police was called in at a park to disperse a large group people. A Karen (COVID-19 Slang) must of snitched to the police and ruined their fun.
by Thefunguy2123 May 25, 2020
Get the Karen (COVID-19 Slang)mug. The karenest Karen to ever Karen. A Full Metal Karen is the karenal archetype that will go to any lengths necessary to get her way and/or be always right.
by EvilChicken82 October 2, 2021
Get the Full Metal Karenmug. I' don't give a shit about your bullshit . To not give a shit about what's running out of someone's piehole. As I have no interest in what you are talking about.
Jack was like shut your piehole my name ain't Karen. Karen said I know you never talk to me about what I like to do.
by Joker!!!!!! February 15, 2021
Get the my name ain't karenmug. A Mach 5 Giga Karen is the highest known level of Karen. They're the Karens that will go far out of their way to destroy people that have nothing to do with them. These are not stupid Karens they have been doing this for years that's why they're always older and have a track record of nothing but bloodshed.
They're truly awful people that usually die alone, not even their kids speak to them. Get ready as more Mach 5 Giga Karens will rise in future. You've been warned.
They're truly awful people that usually die alone, not even their kids speak to them. Get ready as more Mach 5 Giga Karens will rise in future. You've been warned.
Boss: Hey how has your first month been at the company?
Guy: It's been good.
Boss: Good, it's just that you've received a few complaints about your attitude and competency.
Guy: Really? From who?
Boss: I can't say but we've received a lot of complaints from this person and they're a trusted member of staff. If this keeps happening we're going to have to speak about your position in this company.
*Later on
Wife: How was work?
Guy: Not good I was reported by a Mach 5 Giga Karen, she's trying to get me fired already and I've only been there a month. I think it's because I looked at her the wrong way 2 weeks ago.
Guy: It's been good.
Boss: Good, it's just that you've received a few complaints about your attitude and competency.
Guy: Really? From who?
Boss: I can't say but we've received a lot of complaints from this person and they're a trusted member of staff. If this keeps happening we're going to have to speak about your position in this company.
*Later on
Wife: How was work?
Guy: Not good I was reported by a Mach 5 Giga Karen, she's trying to get me fired already and I've only been there a month. I think it's because I looked at her the wrong way 2 weeks ago.
by Race relations May 17, 2023
Get the Mach 5 Giga Karenmug.