Jet Jumper

A female who uses pool Jets for sexual stimulation.

Check out the look on that girls face next to the ladder in the deep end. She's a Jet Jumper for sure.

by Jeremy X July 25, 2011

Maasai jumping-jack

Named after the Maasai jumping dance performed by the maassai tribe. One's penis is tucked between the thighs and as the person jumps up and down a 'handless wank' is achieved. Usually carried out in frustration after hand functionality is comprimised for extended periods. Quite difficult at first but can be perfected with practice.

The first Maasai jumping-jack was performed by Charley Boorman while filming the long way round through Africa. Charlie was whining about his bitchy little limp wrists one night and Ewan denied him a dutch rudder. So, inspired by the Maasai people he'd seen that day, the Maasai jumping-jack was born.

After that motorbike crash where he broke both his wrists, Paul became a pro at the Maasai jumping-jack.

"If Liam didn't show me how to Maasai jumping-jack myself after I burned my hands, I don't think I could've coped."

by What would Charlie do? November 9, 2012

Couch jumping

Jumping from friend to friend hapily sleeping on their couches. An individual who relys on friends to stay and sleep at. They usually have a home and family to go to but they want to get away. These people are usually very good at begging their friends to do things for them.

"keith is very good at couch jumping, he hasnt been at his house for weeks now."

by ryandoe11 February 22, 2015

jumper in the door

When you have to take a dump and it feels like the tip is sticking out, much like when a skydiver stands in the door of a plane preparing to jump.

I had to hustle home after eating at Taco Bell because I had a jumper in the door.

by mem November 4, 2003

bandwagon jumper

A person who prior to the playoffs, did not support nor cheer for a team until that team showed promise to win the championship.

Randy and Ryan are low dow rotten bandwagon jumpers becuase they started to cheer for the Carolina Hurricanes when they made the Stanley Cup final!

by Bomb Bender July 5, 2006

jumped the gun

You jump the gun when you start doing something before the appropriate time.

Sorry I jumped the gun by telling Carol the news before checking with you

by Domingo Mihovilovic November 5, 2007

jumped the shart

It's like jumping the shark but worse. Not only does the show now suck but it's sticky and smells like shit. Not to mention it ruined a pair of good shorts.

Diff'rent Strokes was great until they introduced that annoying little redheaded kid. Now that show is shit - it defintely "jumped the shart".

by shartilingus March 29, 2009