Joey

A Joey is someone who will drop anything going on for weed and alcohol. Some may call this a problem but Joey calls it a lifestyle.

Dude 1: Wassup Joey, long time no see, how are you doing?
Joey: Shit man I know I got here 2 minutes ago but I gotta dip Jack’s boutta hook me up with some weed

by grammy P June 25, 2023

Joey

The physical manifestation of gluttony. A “Joey” is usually a fat fucking loser who claims they are “big boned” but weigh 450+.

Fat Friend: I lost 80 pounds in October

Normal Friend. Ew you are like Joey

by WithersLoss September 13, 2025

Dat Boi Joey

Some kid youtuber who uploads some weird ass meme content

When's Dat Boi Joey gonna upload? Never.

by SomeRandomPseudonym February 27, 2021

To Joey yourself

To Joey yourself.
To die in the most stupid way possible.

Guy 1: WHAT THE F*CK HAPPENED!!!
Guy 2: he shot himself

Guy 1: MF THE GUN WAS *EMPTY!*
Guy 2: you should also try it
Guy 1: try what?
Guy 2: To Joey yourself

by Hi igor January 19, 2024

Joey

Joey

Everyone likes him, he has a pure heart and treats everyone with respect and dignity. Very emotionally intelligent, loyal and a true gentleman. Joey can also be a sensitive egg from time to time. Joey has a great sense of humor and has the looks of a greek god.

When you have a Joey, your life is complete, you only need a joey.

by :€ November 21, 2021

Joey

A bitch who doesn't care about your feelings at all. He just wants to use you for popularity. He just wants to get in your pants and then leave you for the streets.

Wow, he looks like a real Joey.

by Lexy T February 25, 2022

Sloppy Joey

The action of taking a baby and using it like a pocket pussy to the point of having cum coming out of their ears. Sort of like a sloppy joe

I gave my friends brother a Sloppy Joey the other night. He didn’t make it.

by ObamaNards May 13, 2024