jackers cramp

When an individual gets a cramp in one arm from excessive masturbation.

Tom: dad my arm really hurts.
Tom's dad: hmm must be jackers cramp
Tom: www shut up dad! You're embarrassing me I don't do that!
Jacking off masturbation

by Pirotek March 19, 2017

Pillow jacked

When your significant other takes your favorite pillow and it can't be found

I went to lay down and I'd been pillow jacked!bitch was gone and nowhere to be found

by Pillowjack April 21, 2017

Jacked around

to not be productive

My friend and I are having to study this weekend because we just jacked around the whole week.

by Boxler3 December 16, 2017

Mental Jackers

Some asshole who comes and steals your thoughts and turns it into their life's work aka Blaqadomas

Some fool who jacked my account and took credit for Cracker naggle then came up with a stupidass word. He's one of those mental jackers.

by The Original Blaqadomas May 30, 2018

G-jacked

To take back item from person when they refuse to pay agreed upon price.

Also: Repossess or RENIGG

Devon said that I “g-jacked” Brians Jordan’s, after he refused to pay for them, and I then took them back.

Devon was stealing the Jordan’s, therefore he considered the Jordan’s to be his property and acted as if he were being stolen from.

“Devon said that I G-jacked HIS shoes.”
The shoes were never his, as he refused to pay for them.

by TruthHurtsHoney July 2, 2018

Schmapple Jacked

When one is schmapple jacked it means they are tripping hard on DXM also known as: Triple C, cough syrup (not codeine). Can also just be a word used to refer to tripping hard in general. Can also be used in it's present participle form as schmapple jacking or cut short as schmappled.

"Dude you look so schmapple jacked right now"

"Yea that's three bottles of cough syrup. I'm getting schmappled tonight."

"Dude you look so schmapple jacked right now"

"Yea that's three bottles of cough syrup. I'm getting schmappled tonight."

by Amorino delfino July 14, 2018

Captain Jacked

This is when a person introduces a conversational topic with others only to have a conversational pirate hijack the topic leaving the person marooned on a conversational island. Smoke signaled by, "What were we talking about?" "How did we get on this topic?" or "Oh..." if they even remember said person was talking.

Amy: I really love that song by...
Owen: I was in choir in College. I think we sang that song!
Blake: Bro, I didn't know you could sing? *sarcasm* Do you ever stop?
Owen: Did I tell you about my solo senior year? It was cray.

Amy was Captain Jacked.

by Lovsatellite July 19, 2018