Tyler Robert Joseph

Tyler is the lead singer of twenty øne pilots best know for songs like Stressed Out, HeavyDirtySoul, and Ride

Mom: what should we name our kid?
dad:hmmmm
mom: i got it! Tyler Robert Joseph!

by Gourtiom March 31, 2017

The Joseph Rule

If you didn't Cum, it didn't count. Therefore participating in sexual activity when in a relationship without cumming is not cheating.

John: "Man, she sucked me up last night"

Tim: "So you cheated on your girlfriend?"

John: "Naw, the Joseph Rule was in effect."

by Wrist Band Man December 12, 2010

Chief Joseph

When someone pulls out a girls bloody tampon with their teeth. Then they shake their head back and fourth with it in their mouth making red marks on their cheeks. This makes them look like an idian chief.

My boyfriend gave me a chief joseph today and boy did he have some indian marks.

by Lindsey May 20, 2003

St. Joseph

Possibly one of the most boring towns in south-west Michigan. Populated by mostly rich people looking to settle down and have kids, the kids are usually stoners since there is nothing else to do in St. Hoe.

Kid 1: Hey, where are you from?
Kid 2: St. Joseph..
Kid 1: Oh, Got any ganja?

by JohnsFesteringTesticle March 31, 2010

Paul Joseph Goebbels

(1897–1945), German propagandist and politician, born in Rheydt, and educated at the universities of Bonn, Berlin, and Heidelberg. He joined the National Socialist (Nazi) party in 1922 and began directing the students who entered the organization. In 1925 Goebbels met the party leader Adolf Hitler. In 1926 he as made gauleiter, or party leader, for the region of Berlin, and in 1927 he founded and became editor of the official National Socialist periodical Der Angriff (The Attack). He was elected to the Reichstag, the German parliament, in 1928 and a year later was chosen as propaganda leader of the Nazi party, in which capacity he became the apostle of unreasoning hatred of the Jews and other “non-Ayran” groups such as the Slavs. His work as a propagandist materially aided Hitler's rise to power in 1933. In that year, Goebbels was appointed Reichsminister for propaganda and national enlightenment. From then until his death, Goebbels used all media of education and communications to further Nazi propagandistic aims, instilling in the Germans the concept of their leader as a veritable god and of their destiny as the rulers of the world. In 1938 he became a member of the Hitler cabinet council. Late in World War II, in 1944, Hitler placed him in charge of total mobilization. On May 1, 1945, as Soviet troops were storming Berlin, Goebbels committed suicide. The Goebbels Diary for 1942–43, found among his papers, was published in English in 1948.

Paul Joseph Goebbels would be amazed at the effectivness and magnitude of propoganda distributed via television. If it weren't for television DemocraP's and RepublicanT's would hold no seats in any political office.

by Adam Joseph Dooley August 18, 2006

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph

The pinnacle of Catholic blasphemous interjections. Often shouted, and done so only when the situation calls for it.

*A giant brown bear runs into the middle of the road, as you are driving down it*

You: JESUS, MARY, AND JOSEPH! *Swerve*

by A Non-E Moose December 11, 2007

Carmine Joseph Piccadaci

Born in Randolph, Massachusetts he joined the mafia at the age of 13. He left the mafia and joined the Navy in his late twenties. Getting sent to jail twice his street record still remains with the CIA. Shortly after leaving the Navy he was granted the title De` Capo-De` Capo, and rejoining the mafia. Taking in ten grand a week he married his first wife and had 3 children. His thirties are unknown because of his identity remaining incognito from the Massachusetts state police. Although we do know that in his mid to late thirties he experienced a divorce and met a beautiful young women with three children. Using money from his prime years in the mafia he purchased a silver Mercedes-Benz. Still being tracked by the FBI he sleeps with a gun by his bed.

If Carmine Joseph Piccadaci were to punch you in the face you would have to fight off the urge to thank him.

by retro6 August 14, 2010