The Holy Lesbian Trinity

Father ( Ellen) Jesus ( Hayley Kiyoko) Holy Ghost ( Lily Tomlin)

I think I just saw the holy lesbian trinity come to home in a dream

by Thegayservent October 22, 2018

Holy Jalapeno Batman

A term used when anything is exceptionally crazy, intriguing, or spicy.

Holy Jalapeno Batman, that dude has man-boobs!

by speediesnail September 25, 2005

holy donkey farts

Holy donkey farts is a exclamation used when crazy abnormal occurrences happen.

Example A:
Holy donkey farts look at that unicorn frolicking out of that rainbow...

Example B:
Holy donkey farts a rabid wolf has viscously ripped off my leg!

by RabidUniocrn July 3, 2014

american holy water

Filling a Walmart brand water bottle with semen, boiling it, and then giving it to hookers for 20 bucks

I gave the girl who hangs out behind Arby's a bottle of American holy water yesterday

by Acidmushrooms420 March 2, 2017

Holy Childhood High

Holy Childhood High School is a Catholic school in Kingston, Jamaica. It is a well-ranked all-girls school for academics and sports. Holy Childhood girls are admirable beautiful smart astonishing wonderful amazing ladies. They are very loyal women and never cheat. I would definitely send my child there.

Wow look at those girls over there they carry themselves in such a dignified way, they must go to holy childhood high.

by Natalie286 January 2, 2023

holy buttfucker of jesus

1.One who partakes in the sacred act of anal sex with the son of god.
2.Your Mom
3.Mary Magdaline
4.My father (Who art in heaven)
5.Jerry from across the hall

Hey! Judas holy buttfucker of jesus, get back here with my ten dollars.

by Hell Bound February 13, 2005

holy crap on a stick

1. This is used when saying holy crap just doesn't do the situation justice. When someone shouts "Holy crap on a stick!", the best thing to do is run quickly in the direction from which the shout came. Otherwise you might miss something totally once-in-a-lifetime-awesome.

2. A chunk of heavenly-blessed feces on a broken off tree branch. Grants wishes. Smites evil.

1. Jimmy rushed out of the men's room and shouted "Holy crap on a stick! Have you guys seen the mural of the nativity scene done in urine and soap in there?!!"

2. That old lady's staring at my boxers. Time to smite.

by WhoaTimesTwo March 29, 2004