A roman hello is a greeting in which the two greeters grasp each others' glans and shaft then tug downwards in a short, swift motion.
After work, the colleagues met at their regular bar and greeted each other with a roman hello.
Friends and family lined up to exchange roman hellos with the groom.
Friends and family lined up to exchange roman hellos with the groom.
by theolrub April 22, 2023

While greeting someone warmly with a hug, you also take the opportunity to punch them directly in the stomach.
After learning my brother-in-law cheated on my sister, the next time we saw each other, I gave him the ol’ Turkish hello.
by Anti-anti Vaxxer September 24, 2021

by Sahejhog May 31, 2023

The worst swear word ever. It's 1000000000 times worse than the N-Word, the F-Word, the C-Word, or any other swear. Never say "hello" to anyone or you will get beat up.
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by Sackerous September 14, 2025
