feltch a goat

An insult meaning "go have sex with a goat, then extract your seminal fluids with a straw. "

Brad says to Chad: "I fucked your mom last night!"

Chad says: "Go feltch a goat!"

Redneck kerfuffle ensues.

by Wordupyo! February 9, 2015

Goat Crawl

to crawl on your knees and one arm because the other arm is holding something, like maybe a gun.

I goat crawled my way up to a hill to get a good view of some pigs down below.

by Hunter3001 August 25, 2008

goat finger

A term used for when a Muslim sticks his or her finger in a goats anus and their finger smells like goat anus for days.

Damn dude Mohammed has serious goat finger.

by Pimpin 8nt ez July 6, 2017

Goat rope

The person who has an achievement named after him called goat roped for beating halo combat evolved in under 3 hours on legendary difficulty with the help of his cat.

(in goat ropes twitch chat)"hey Mr goat rope can you help me get the goat roped achievement, it would be super cool to get it with the guy it was named after"
"Sure but only if you subscribe to everyone on twitch"

by Mindman21 December 18, 2019

Goat scabs

Scabs on the genitals or face caused by any variety of STDs.

Also scabs from smoking Meth or Crack Respectively.

Man, I got goat scabs from Lindsay Lohan last night.

by Narumatt January 6, 2011

Omar the goat

He’s a really nice person in general not the strongest but quite kind sometimes has a dark humor and doesn’t like fat people I think adel is gay and I’m goat at gaming

Omar the goat is really cool make me nut cheese

by Nade the goat November 16, 2020

Timppy Goat

The best rainbow six sieger maybe ever. GOAT meaning greatest of all time. one nutty homie

omg timppy goat

by timppygoat July 3, 2019