Any cylindrical device used to cause intense pain or death by flames or other methods such as spikes
so I ramed the flaming death cylinder down his throat and pressed the button, the spikes came out and drove flames into his flesh
by James Edgar Hooblin June 20, 2003
When you and your girl are having a great time in bed and you are about to spunk on your girl, but then suddenly pulls out some WD40 and a lighter and burns your dick.
Dude, ever since your girlfriend gave me the English Flame-Thrower, I have never been able to recover and have my normal Asshole ripping sex any more!!!!!!!
by Mr. Amazon Fire Fighter(CARP) February 26, 2009
When a man provides a woman with oral sex or a rim job when if fact the woman has a scorching case of hemorrhoids. This action is questionable as to who, for the most part,gets the majority of the pleasure.
Ever since my wife has become pregnant she makes me do the "flaming trash can" every night just so she can go to sleep. I think my tongue is about to fall off, not to mention the horrible tasste in my mouth!
by Billy Bingham November 09, 2006
by Greg Rounds October 26, 2007
An annoying person who posts their boyfriend/girlfriend's name on urban dictionary and says how wonderful they are.
by A$$ grabber April 07, 2011
by Tommy Wiseau's Dad December 11, 2017
The flaming bag of dog poop is one of the most masterful strategies ever laid out in prank warfare. The prank works as follows: poop (or shit, whatever) in a basic brown bag (the kind you may have eaten lunch out of as a kid), then put the bag on the porch of your arch nemesis, finally light the top of the bag on fire, ring the doorbell (or knock) and RUN BITCH RUN! to a pre-set hiding/viewing location. If all went as planned the victim will see the flaming bag and be all like "ahh fire!" followed by a quick stomping of the bag. With all factors included the person is about to have some very shitty shoes(booya!). Otherwise known as: The flaming bag of dog shit, the flaming shit bag, the bag o' molten shit.
Mary: Nice shoes John, they new?
John: They were 'till some kid pulled the ol' flaming bag of dog poop.
John: They were 'till some kid pulled the ol' flaming bag of dog poop.
by Toxic Ninja February 06, 2007