Caterpillar Fight Club

While many clubs might be difficult to join, not many have such unusual requirements for membership as the “Caterpillar Fight Club.”

It has been described as the club that no one wants to join. And those who become members do so, quite literally, by accident. All you need to do is successfully capture multiple monarch caterpillars, put them on a milkweed stalk and after they have gone to bed, in the middle of the night, one caterpillar will decide to wake up all the others for a thumping, whumping caterpillar fight and engage in a territorial battle violently striking each other over feeding territory.
“Did you hear about Shelby and Taylor?”

“Nah, what happened?”

“They got busted hosting a caterpillar fight club

WHAAAAT

“Yeah dude, their fine was like 1,000 milkweeds per caterpillar as restitution
by TardyB June 20, 2021
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pillow fight boner

a weird boner that occurs during a pillowfight, can also occur when engaging in an aggressive non sexual activity.
the supor has a wicked pillow fight boner over that guy
by snaxct July 25, 2014
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Two giraffes fighting

When someone is so high that they don't stop moving around,they can't sit still.flailing their arms,constant head and neck movement. Usually accompanied by distorted facial expressions or exorcism like behavior.Similar to noodle grooving,wiggling,swimming,tweaking
"she was tweaking so hard it looked two giraffes fighting."
by jublisstar October 24, 2022
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Fight For Middle Earth

The act of fighting one of your friends, and yelling "For Middle Earth!!" The loser normally limps away in defeat and no longer is considered to be part of the group until the next victim is chosen.
Kyle: You want to fight for middle earth for the last chicken sandwich?

George: (Cowering) Just take it.
by JebbyS February 13, 2008
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Fight Club Disorder

A condition under which an individual mistakenly believes their life is an extension of the Film "Fight Club"
also,
the delusion that watching "Fight Club" has somehow made them a better person.

Symptoms often include and overuse of the term "Sheeple".
She keeps calling people Sheeple, she must have Fight Club Disorder.
by Tyler Turden July 03, 2013
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bare knucle fighting

No eye gouges, no nut-cracking, no gloves. Where all the former school-bullies take eachother on in a game of human cockfighting.
Gumba shall enter some bare knuckle fighting competitions.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
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Fighting in the Cold War

Refers to having sex with a girl on her period.

The definition refers to the cold war fought against the Communists who commonly used red as their primary color.

Similar in meaning to "Getting your redwings"
Male version:

Joe: "Hey Tim, what happened last night after you left with Mary?"
Tim: "Oh man, it was nuts I ended up fighting in the Cold War."

Female version:

"Jill, have you ever let anyone fight in your cold war?"
by Jessica G September 18, 2006
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