Fairwarp

A really isolated village, that no one has heard of. Full of people past retirement age and small children, Fairwarp is encompassed by the famous Ashdown Forest. Somewhere between Uckfield and Crowborough... But no one seems to know exactly where... Fairwarp is often branded with the demeaning term "hamlet", which is incorrect. Fairwarp boasts its own pub, church, village hall and park... And err... That's it...

Fairwarp, where the hell is that?

by OLAODS November 21, 2011

Fairy Dragmother

A fabulously gay friend who insists on giving makeovers to everyone who needs one. Similar to Cinderella's "Fairy Godmother", minus the magic, plus the gay.

"Have you seen Christine? Wh at a makeover!"

"It's the work of her Fairy Dragmother, Sha'niqua."

by Sha'niqua De'lacorte December 16, 2011

fairy juice

....your answer to everything.

Question: What is the material that glitter is made out of?

Answer: Fairy Juice

by NAD October 26, 2013

fairy douche

Tom Brady

Tom Brady is a fairy douche

by lynn11 December 7, 2014

Fairy fuck

To blow someone's mind into another dimension whilst having sexual interourse. AKA neverland.

Harry Potter and Hermione had such a fairy fuck, it took them weeks to return from outer space.

by Patriia Pan January 12, 2015

fairy squad mother

every group/squad has one, the 'mother' of the group.

sup bitches the fairy squad mother has arrived

by iceteamango March 15, 2017

Fairy Squad Mother

The oldest/most mature person in a group of friends

Tis I, your fairy squad mother, the oldest and boldest.

by Ih8skin November 28, 2017