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Mark Evan Holt 

Mark Evan Holt was born in 1981 and adopted by Christian Nationalists. They would later scapegoat “Mark” with a well known pastor to Tipper Gore, Jeff Ling.
The reasoning was to cover diabolical family activities, and toxic money trails.

Mark Evan Holt divorced himself from the Holt family in 2019 after joining The Church of Satan.

Mark Evan Holt was incarcerated under false pretenses multiple times in his life after he attempted to leave his abuser’s household and the Christian Church.

Christian Nationalists used the media, Internet forums and Facebook to promote fear mongering and false propaganda about who he “might be or is.”

Mark is an example of how Christian Nationalists use adoption, money, the internet, the system and manipulation as a way to cover their own wrong doings.
Go Mark Evan Holt! Start a revolt!”
Mark Evan Holt by Dean Whithercock November 17, 2022
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Dirty Evan 

When your friend is a closeted furry and leaves to fill the cats or dogs cause they were getting low
I was online with my buddy the other night and he pulled a Dirty Evan when he heard his cat meowing in the back ground
Dirty Evan by DKDM July 11, 2024

Jake Evan’s Musician 

A creepy sex pest
Jake Evan’s musician is a creepy sex pest

Tweaking Evan

Someone who takes hallucinogens and proceeds to freak out. They often remove their clothes and usually run down the street butt naked.
Dude we did some shrooms and my friend turned into a tweaking evan.
Tweaking Evan by The ‘cid man August 12, 2025

Sloppy Evan

When you eat out someone typically of the same sex and gently bite the dingleberrys off one by one and spit it into a bowl of ice cream until you have enough as desired and you proceed to share the ice cream with chocolate dingleberrys
Evan decided to eat the ass flakes off Ryan’s ass and spit them into a milkshake and poured it all over Ryan’s chode then proceeded to top him off making it a sloppy Evan
Sloppy Evan by Al Horford November 17, 2025

pookie evan

pookie evan is the white pookie from pi kappa phi at sjsu and he is so pookie like pookie to the max the ultimet pookie hella sentient and ferda
pookie evan is the pookie evan
pookie evan by pookieevan November 30, 2025

Pulling an 'Evan Dorney' 

The act in which a boy leaves you all alone to have fun with his friends then complains when you stop talking to him. What he doesn't know, is that you secretly are head over heels in love with him.
Christa: I'm so ef-ing upset right now!
Meagan: why?
Christa: My new boyfriend is Pulling an 'Evan Dorney'!!
Meagan: wow, i'm sorry. Wait so you lvoe himm?
Christa: DUH!!!!