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Evan

Smart negro but skinny cock
Dam If only my cock wasn’t so fat, that nigga evan is real fuckin lucky
by TheCockMan May 20, 2019
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evan

Evan is a common name used in America and Spain. The name Evan is also an EMO name. Anyone with the name ‘Evan’ is most likely emo.
Dude! did you see that new kid? His name is Evan and he is an EMO
by juicycaprisun May 16, 2022
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Evan

Evan is a funny, nice but kinky person. He can make you laugh or smile in seconds, he also makes the inside of your panties soaked! He is so hot and can make everyone look his way, he IS the main character.
Emma: Oh Evan is so hot!

Carly: I wish I were dating Evan!
by Emma-land November 29, 2021
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Evan Donohue

Yo evan donohue, think I saw ya in the storeroom with the mango bomb manager! Was that you?
by rhyla October 5, 2022
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Evan Gramcracker

Friend: do you know Evan Gramcracker?
Isabella: yes! He is so hot!
Friend: (silence)
by Lil moo moo June 1, 2018
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The dirtiest Evan

When he’s got those big bald balls fresh outta some dirty asshole then shoves them into some ole grill cheese pussy and jerks off on her titties. After it’s all done he toilet waters his dirty balls, fresh and ready for the next dirty hole.
When ya have the biggest balls of em all only the dirtiest Evan will do.
by Smells like trout August 14, 2024
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