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English Exit

The route by which a member or members of a small group will beeline to every person and their dogs that they've remotely interacted with at the end of any event, whilst making insincere commitments to keep in touch.

Often but not always there will be an unwilling party that is clearly distressed or eager to leave dragged along.

The route often includes going further from the exit, and a undefined loitering time outside of the event area or doorway.
Example Couple at a club:

Partner 1: I've had enough of this joint, wanna bounce? Irish Exit or English Exit?

Partner 2: Yeah me too, English Exit, don't want to be rude.
Partner 1: If we must
by Johnny Jay English July 8, 2022
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An absolute fucking shit show
Why the fuck is it spelled phlegm, that makes no god dam sence
English is like if you stuck 100 blood sucking termites into a pot of piss and dead rats, and then let it sit under a porch, before shaping it to North Korea whitest labeled as “cow shit”
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He cares.
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I like english.
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Forgot how to English

A slang term for when someone stutters or makes a mistake when talking, usually followed by “for a second”. Has a similar meaning to “I can’t words”
P1: “Hey dude, do you know when the team meet is over?”
P2: “It should end at 9:56”
P1: “Thanks lamb”
P2: “Bro, what?”
P1: “I meant man! Sorry, I forgot how to English for a second”
P2: “Haha, it’s okay
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i englishically couldn’t understand that guy
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