Ethan

A total retard that doesn’t shut up he’s short blonde idiot watches hentai all day hes got a booty though;) no girls like him he’s going to be a no life sack of shit that lives in his moms basement

Person 1:who’s that kid right there that’s watching hentai
Person 2: probably Ethan he’s weird

by Hshdue April 8, 2019

Eathan

Skinny dude but strong. don’t wanna be messing with him. he’s transgender But not a guy to say things too, when it gets too much for him he will get loud (and you might get a punch) you might think he’s weak but trust me. you don’t want to mess with a guy like Eathan

“Shit eathans coming”

“Oh no, if he starts on us we going to🏃🏽 ♂️“

by UrbanCounter February 29, 2020

Pulling an Ethan

When one plays a solo in a jazz song that contains only one note over and over again, though said person is actually a very good instrumentalist.

Guy 1: Dude, nice 16-bar solo in which you played a B flat in eighth notes the whole time!

Guy 2: Yeah, I was pulling an Ethan!

by babypowderperfume November 22, 2011

dog eater ethan

Chinese kid that likes to eat your dog.Balding at age 13.Is a Monke but still can’t catch a football

Dog eater Ethan has no hair by 15

by 2958683293 April 23, 2022

Ethan

A gay fat whale

Bro he is such an Ethan

by TOUGIE May 25, 2016

Ethan

A mother fucking asshole who thinks he is cool, but is not and very unpopular and has no friends during school.

Ethan is a dick

by handlebecard October 10, 2016

ethan smith

a jerk that every girl wants but gets heart broken

Allie: whats his name?
Ashlynn: Ethan Smith
Allie: probably his mom named him that because he is a jerk.

by Ashlynn Schewe February 28, 2017