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Evan Peters

Evan Peters. The most adorable guy ever.

He’s like the human version of an m&m ! Or a teddy bear!
“Hey who’s your crush?”
“Evan peters 🙄”
“But you’re a guy!”
“And?”
by anonymous January 20, 2023
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Evan

Your average Evan who plays trombone and has invisible eyebrows.
by ThePercussionVibes February 7, 2023
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Evan Quinn

Thou who's name is Evan, in which seven art thou favorite number, and red, blue, green, and black are the colors of choice.
by mr serious serious February 8, 2023
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Evan

Your really Evan
by lahbfj February 9, 2023
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Evan(redefined)

Bro is a munch and in love with his ex he should get his priorities straight and realize hes a dork. Hes still dumb and annoying and all that from that old definition btw
Evan(redefined) is a mega munch
by evanisamouse February 11, 2023
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Evan

Well we're do I begin, most definitely the most down to earth human being I have ever encountered with multiple personas wich all come out of love even the one slinging dope lurping with L learning to love herself so she can love him 100% the way he deserves . He is a rapchat capper because he knows he really can sing like an angel or better than sublime he has a smile that will make you wett your pants and a dick so Bigg you are going to eventually throw up on it I don't care if you have no gagg reflexes or teeth. Funny is a understatement , his humor has swagg that will get any girl to drop their panties and their sisters too ! Even the gay men want him too though he is just gonna finesse them out they cash while he drives in circles and purposely runs out of gas to spend more alone time with his girl. Gambling let's just say he's got it figured out........ He always wins in the end . The depth of this Evan goes deep he will always keep u guessing and he is no dummy he will do you right. Don't fold under pressure and did I mention he beats the pussy like rocky and makes love like every girl dreams to have and never gets cuz he's all mine . The rest remains unseen because its us vs you . Evan I love you. Morality you bring out the best ! You are magically delicious and my lucky charm.. if you get Evan there is none like mine.
Oh look their goes Evan and Alexis, they are winning again.
Damn Evan is so sweet.
by Highon you February 12, 2023
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Evan

Evan- the most handsome most caring fellow of them all.
He's got incredible hair and an infectious smile .
He's bloody hot and honestly if you're lucky enough to have Evan in your life , then you have made it . He changes our lives and we should all be very appreciative of our Evans.
Best boyfriend of them all and cares deeply about all of his friends. Nobody deserves him .
"Fuck me , Evan is so hot!"

"If you need inspiration for your hair , look at Evan"

"Evan is the best goth going"
by Ellias Gray February 16, 2023
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