(noun)
A joke that somebody tells when they first wake up that makes no sense. They come up with it in their sleep, and in accordance with all dream rules and regulation, it makes sense when they are half awake. The humor and logic of the joke usually wears off mid-speak, but because they started the joke, they have to finish it. It is usually replied to with looks of concern, or looks that convey, "What the *&%^ are you on?"
In contrast, the jokes can sometimes be funny if the person you tell it to has experience with the situation you talk yourself into.
A joke that somebody tells when they first wake up that makes no sense. They come up with it in their sleep, and in accordance with all dream rules and regulation, it makes sense when they are half awake. The humor and logic of the joke usually wears off mid-speak, but because they started the joke, they have to finish it. It is usually replied to with looks of concern, or looks that convey, "What the *&%^ are you on?"
In contrast, the jokes can sometimes be funny if the person you tell it to has experience with the situation you talk yourself into.
Jack: Dude, I came up with a wicked funny joke in my sleep. Wanna hear it?
Josh: Yeah, sure, bro. Good morning, by the way.
Jack: Yeah, good morning. K, here goes: Why can't you put fruit in wells? *puzzled face*
Josh: I dunno, why?
Jack: Wait, never mind, it doesn't make any sense.
Josh: No, c'mon man you can't just start a joke and not finish it! Spit it out!
Jack: Uhhhh. . . 'cuz uh. . . they are star fruit?
*pause*
Eruption of laughter
Josh: Dude, that had to be a dream joke!
Jack: Definitely. Sorry bro. Hey is that coffee done yet?
Josh: Yeah, sure, bro. Good morning, by the way.
Jack: Yeah, good morning. K, here goes: Why can't you put fruit in wells? *puzzled face*
Josh: I dunno, why?
Jack: Wait, never mind, it doesn't make any sense.
Josh: No, c'mon man you can't just start a joke and not finish it! Spit it out!
Jack: Uhhhh. . . 'cuz uh. . . they are star fruit?
*pause*
Eruption of laughter
Josh: Dude, that had to be a dream joke!
Jack: Definitely. Sorry bro. Hey is that coffee done yet?
by pi@noguy December 07, 2010
A dream where you control what you do and it’s very vivid. Some kids think of juice wrld when they hear this word.
by jac18473 May 07, 2020
"I still see your shadows in my room, can't take back the love that I gave you!" "It's to the point where I love and I hate you and I cannot change you so I must replace you, oh!" "Easier said then done, I thought you where the one listening to my heart instead of my head." "You found another one, buy I am the better one, I won't let you forget me!" "You left me falling and landing inside my grave, I know you want me dead." "I know it's all in my head!" "I have these Lucid Dreams where I can't move a thing, thinking of you in my bed!" "You were my everything thoughts of a wedding ring, now I'm better off dead." " I do it over again, I didn't want it to end, I watch it blow away in the wind, I should have listened to my friends!" "I was tangled up in your drastic ways, who knew evil girls had the prettiest face!" "I gave you my heart and you made my heart break!" "You made my heart break, you made my heart ache!" "You made my heart break, you made my ache!" "You made my heart break again!" "I still see your shadows in my room, can't take back the love that I gave you." "It's to the point where I love and I hate you and I cannot change you so I must replace you, oh!" "Easier said then done, I thought you were the one listening into my heart instead of my head!" "You found another one, but I am the better one, and I won't let you forget me!" In loving memory of Jarad Higgins. (Juice Wrld) You will be remembered and loved forever for who you were!
Lucid Dreams is a good song. Juice Wrld should ALWAYS BE REMEMBERED!!!
Quote: "I hope everybody is having a good day, umm hope everybody accomplished something significant." "Even if you didn't accomplish anything significant don't be discouraged, just aim to the accomplishment of something significant tomorrow and the next day and so on." Umm, if anybody is going through anything I hope and I pray that they get through it and just know that you do have the strength to get through what ever your going through, no matter what it is!"
Quote: "I hope everybody is having a good day, umm hope everybody accomplished something significant." "Even if you didn't accomplish anything significant don't be discouraged, just aim to the accomplishment of something significant tomorrow and the next day and so on." Umm, if anybody is going through anything I hope and I pray that they get through it and just know that you do have the strength to get through what ever your going through, no matter what it is!"
by Someone Random Who Eats Pickle March 15, 2022
Term used for a thick dairy product that once consumed can generate wild and someones exotic dreams or cheese as its commonly known.
It can be found in block or grated forms.
It can be found in block or grated forms.
...as Charlie ordered his spud he added "excuse me sir, can you give me a double portion of the dream generator please"
by Vindows Wertex October 06, 2006
Mom: Ok you gonna meet you cousin
Son: Yeah sure mom
While meeting*
Son: Ok that was great anyways what youtuber you like
Stan: I like dream!
Son: Oh. like are you Dream stan and own twitter and cancel people!
Stan: Yes!
Son: Ok im bring my chainsaw from my dads basement youve been trolled
Son: Yeah sure mom
While meeting*
Son: Ok that was great anyways what youtuber you like
Stan: I like dream!
Son: Oh. like are you Dream stan and own twitter and cancel people!
Stan: Yes!
Son: Ok im bring my chainsaw from my dads basement youve been trolled
by Feryk April 16, 2021
The literal definition of cancerous toxicity. Worst thing ive ever seen. If you are gonna watch problematic people and support assholes at least try not to have one of the most, if not the most, toxic fanbase to exist. Its so sick .The cosplayers and fan artist are honestly the worst part of the fandom. Dream is a youtuber and streamer who streams minecraft with his friends.(the dreamsmp). Im not gonna even sugar coat it, everyone in the smp is absoulutely fucked up and terrible. Some worse than others, but they’re all sick. I just dont get how sane people can inform dream stans that the people they are basically worshiping are horrible, fucked up, assholes, who absoulutely deserve nothing they are given, and the stans will literally gaslight you and try to tell you everything you’re saying is not true. Specially when there is evidence and video footage that these assholes have done all the things we are so called “ falsely claiming“ they did. Not to mention you are literally “shipping” real people and fetishizing femininity onto REAL PEOPLE(cosplayers). They honestly need intense therapy. For the dream stans lurking on this tag, please get help, and watch the people you support. (at the VERY least, dont attack people who dont wanna watch the shitty stuff you watch)
“ The dreamsmp is really toxic. How are you gonna be racist homophobes and have the most toxic fanbase ever”
“dream stans: they did none of the stuff you guys are saying they did, anti stans just believe anything they believe on twitter.”
“its hard to not believe something when theres so much evidence and PROOF they did it “
“dream stans: they did none of the stuff you guys are saying they did, anti stans just believe anything they believe on twitter.”
“its hard to not believe something when theres so much evidence and PROOF they did it “
by creamytoes November 23, 2021
Dream stan: I love drawing my favourite content creator naked and have sex with another content creator
Me: plz stop
get some help
touch some glass
it's good for your brain especially you didn't touch glass since you were born
Me: plz stop
get some help
touch some glass
it's good for your brain especially you didn't touch glass since you were born
by you need help October 17, 2021