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Douche Wad

The act of being a super douche.
Tom, you need to learn your manners and stop being a huge douche wad, so you can get your planner back.
by Reggie Rugburn November 16, 2010
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douche hoagie

pretty much the same thing as a douche bag... you really want to avoid the douche hoagies around the world. They are an unfavorable person therefore being called a douche hoagie is never a good thing.

the term can also be and preferably be shortened to the term "hoagie." calling someone a hoagie is fun and replaces other politically incorrect terms like fag, homo, retard, nigger, bitch, etc.
The guy over in the corner at the John Mayer concert standing alone with a lighter in the air is a real douche hoagie.

The girl that always feels the need to tell me how things are going with her ex boyfriend is a real hoagie.
by T.J. Bossington December 18, 2010
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nose douche

A neti pot. Used to flush the sinuses. Popular in Asia for colds, and allergies.
My God, my face feels like it's going to explode. Go get me my nose douche to clear out these boogers!
by Zoftig_One October 21, 2010
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Douche Head

Somebody with a very dirty head, or a another name for somebody that is a douche bag.
Girl: Hey, how are you?
Guy: It's over bitch.
Girl: What?
Guy: Go raise our kid.
Girl: Your such a douche head!
Guy: Cunt!
by Dumper-Bumper Bandit September 30, 2009
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Douche Bag

One who acts like a asshole and is well awere of it, but feels a false sence of self-justifacation in it due to there delusions of self rightiosness. Bassicly, elietist bastards who flaunt there apperent status, when the status is an example of total bullshit.

When confronted on this they will often point out some trivial flaw in you that dosent matter, changing the subgect.
Anyone who corrects spelling as a form of burn is a total douche bag.
by lagazi July 5, 2007
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Douche Bag

This controversial term dates back to Richard Brome's 1588 comedy 'the Court of Malcontents'

In Act I Scene II, the following takes place:

Don Benedicto: Aha! and from whence hast this bough sprung?
Don Matheus: From the douche, no doubt!
Don Benedicto: The douche. The douche. Ye Gods man!
Tell me from whence hast the douche come ye can
Don Matheus: The douche is borne from yonder douche-bag.
Don Benedicto: Your humour does not humour me, sir. Begone or taste my steel.
Don Matheus: Thou steel be brittle, sir.

This pun is lost on most modern audiences, but in the play leads to Don Matheus and Don Benedicto fighting a duel (during the Edwardian period the word 'steel' would be pronounced very similarly to the word 'still', which then was used to refer to the way in which a mother holds her child. Don Matheus is implying that Don Benedicto's mother was incompetant. Indeed, he even goes as far as to suggest that Don Benedicto was dropped on his head at an early age, insulting both Don Benedicto's honour and intelligence).

'Douche' was a form of the old english word 'Douaché' meaning 'I sow'. It came to mean the seeds which farmers used to grow orchards (often apple orchards particularly). A douche-bag was a sack slung over one shoulder used to carry the 'douche' during sowing.

After this play, douche-bag eventually came to be associated with simpletons or fools (as it is the 'final straw' as it were of Don Matheus' ridicule which causes Don Benedicto to initiate a duel, which he eventually flees from - losing all face and honour as a gentleman).

This Elizabethan insult has in recent years resurfaced, particularly in the Americas, and has rapidly spread across the rest of the world thanks to recent innovations in communication technology.
Don Byrne: Thou is naught but a lowly douche bag.
Don Sampson: I think not sir!
by Professor Aston December 25, 2008
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Douche McFagqueer

A sentient being who is a stupid homosexual. (proper noun)
That Douche McFagqueer we saw at Taco Bell is my biological father.

That group of children over there are a bunch of Douche McFagqueer's, except for that little girl on the end, I made sweet love to her in many positions, mostly derived from the middle-eastern countries.
by My name is of no concern October 14, 2005
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