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Blood Crack

Jill needed to buy feminine hygiene products for her blood crack.
by Phil Maholynn March 16, 2023
mugGet the Blood Crackmug.

cracked cheese

1- ayo jonny is kinda a cracked cheese

2- yeah he gots no fucking monke drip
by monke drip boi January 24, 2022
mugGet the cracked cheesemug.

Centennial on Crack

strange phenomenon that happened at centennial high school on March 17th, 2017. one of the most interesting videos ever made. an upcoming rebooted project coming up if a certain student filmmaker can actually commit to a project
Dude have you seen centennial on crack? That shit is crazy

Did you hear about the film centennial on crack that’s coming out this year?

Centennial on crack will expose the truth of the discrimination that goes on at centennial high uh oh
by 69420swagmaster March 17, 2021
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crack a happy

guy1:dude when i was talking to Danielle i almost cracked a happy.
guy2:Haha, that would of sucked dude. To crack a happy in public is embarrassing.

Alternate names: Woody, boner, prof. stiffy, rod, ect...
by Keller Brewer March 26, 2008
mugGet the crack a happymug.

Pterodolphuck On Crack

Mix of a pterodactyl, dolphin, duck, and Satan on crack.
I’m not human, I’m a pterodolphuck on crack
by SexyUnicorn4 March 18, 2019
mugGet the Pterodolphuck On Crackmug.

crack sheriff

1. A complete deusche bag
i.e. someone who's car you would completely cover in snow just for the hell of it even though it take great effort.

2. Evil robot clones sent from the past to destroy the future (the present)
i.e. when you're high and playing super smash bros, and evil robot star fox and mario attempt to take over the world and you have to defeat them all the way back through their portals into Lunch-Lady-Land.
That crack sheriff wont stop parking in front of the stairs

dammit andy, that crack sheriff mario robot clone just came from the past and home-run batted me!
by Good_Mario December 14, 2008
mugGet the crack sheriffmug.

tie crack

The butt-crack like shape within the triangle of a neck-tie when tied by incompetent tyers. Is often a sign of amateur tying or careless tying demonstrated by people in too much hurry to get to their important tie-demanding jobs.
Is that a plumber unclogging chest hair from Peter's collar? No wait, it's just a tie crack. He sure is a hairy bastard though.
by lobo_the_hobo April 1, 2009
mugGet the tie crackmug.

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