Cooked

a.To be done with a person personality and tired of their ways.
b.Mentality or physically tired.

Jay's mom has me cooked. She is retarded and lame, can't understand why she lets him and his sister stay at friend's house but not at their own father house. IM COOKED!

by Trickyricky818 January 2, 2023

cooking a wellington

The act of wrapping a welshmans john thomas in tin foil and gently warming over a scented candle flame

I can't come out tonight, I'm cooking a wellington

by yyoogghhuurrtt December 19, 2013

Im Cooked

What is said after using two swipes with the elbow to break a school Chromebook.

Person 1: Gotta do it like this.
*pow* *boom*
Person 1: IM COOKED!
Person 2: He actually broke it!
Person 3: Bravo! Bravo!

by nmsderp April 25, 2025

Fully Cooked

meal or entree that has been on the stove long enough to render the hapless occupant of the pan totally motionless and probably dead

Hey man, is that steak fully cooked yet, or should I go cut another piece off the beast?

by bws July 10, 2001

Cooked

To describe yourself or someone that’s in a bad situation

“Bro I got a D on this test and my mom said if I fail, she’ll take away my phone for 2 months”
“You’re cooked, bro”

by anonymous May 4, 2024

Homemade cooking

When someone squats on your mouth and feeds their 'homemade cooking' to you.

Adam: Chloe came over to my place and served me her homemade cooking
John: wow it should have been me!

by Adam119 February 17, 2025

Andy Cook

A teenage boy whose popular for being a rich, funded by dads cash and his looks.

Are you really taking a photo of your Lambo like that ? Don't do an Andy Cook .

by sellmyself November 22, 2015