Christian Cooley

The wackest wack job to ever exist. Some may think he is a complete and udder dick, and they are right. He’s the type of guy to block everyone in his group chat. He’a the type of guy to date a stick and call her thick. All in all, the boy can sugondese nuts.

Christian Cooley: Guess who I’m dating
Everyone: Don’t tell me it’s...
Christian: Q U I N N
Everyone: bruh she’s flat as MIKEY
Christian: blooocked

Christian is such a bully

by Godly Bottle of Urine July 29, 2019

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Christian casas

A piece of shit coward , scared to fight so he uses weapons to defend his sorry ass .

Person: Hey you know Christian casas?
Other person: yea I know that dip shit he’s a little bitch and his girlfriend is a cum dumpster

by Mr . C November 25, 2019

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christian sinacori

The art of sticking your finger in ur bum

Christian Sinacori spread his legs and stuck his fingers in his bum

by Your mums mutt April 7, 2019

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christian devore

A very intelligent, sweet, caring and sarcastic male human being. He is also very attractive with beautiful eyes and long lushes eye lashes.

Christian DeVore is the best thing to every happen to me!

by Hahahahafacts May 29, 2019

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commercial christian

A person who isn't actually Christian but celebrates known christian holidays. They also may have weddings with priests usually to not offend a very religious family member. (i made this up because i pretend to be christian around people but i am a athiest)

I do more of the christian things you see on tv, you could call me a commercial christian.

by shooktothecorern April 27, 2019

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Christian effect

Contact with a female cause them to fall in love. Can be instant or happen over a period of time. You can’t Fwm and not fall in love shawty, I do this shit.

I told you that you got the Christian Effect.

by H00DIE-_-Sol September 22, 2019

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