Chocolate Soup

The act of pissing into a girls asshole and taking a nesquik chocolate straw and drinking it out of her asshole

Yo dude last night I chocolate souped this grandma while the grandpa watched. It was fuckin delicious.

by Cuntcatcher69 January 16, 2019

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Chocolate Gonzo

A sex move where a man shits into a comdom, ties the condom closed, and then places the condom into the freezer over night. After the condom is frozen the man then tapes the condom to his nose, making him look like the muppet "Gonzo", and then procedes to use his nose as a dildo for his women partner.

jorge: hey frank there is a rotting banana in your freezer and it smells like shit.

frank: thats not a rotting bannana. it smells like shit because its a condom with frozen shit in it.

jorge: wtf?? why would you have a frozen shit condom in your freezer?

frank: Because i plan on on giving my wife the Chocolate Gonzo tonight.

by papafrito November 16, 2010

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Chocolate Quarter

The coin sized stain that you accquire on your stomach from a girls dirty brown asshole when fucking her from behind.

I was hittin that sloar Angela Doggy Style to only look down and see a chocolate quarter had been deposited on my white tee. This gave me a whole different point of view on the term Bangin in my white tee.

by cbez May 18, 2009

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orangutan chocolate

The sexual act involving two people, usually a man and a woman, where the man is a hirsute ginger. He leaves a sizable dollop of poop on his partner's chest. He then proceeds to rise, beat his chest and holler, summoning all his ginger friends who then engage in a soggy waffle contest and feed the treat to the woman.

Note: If the woman is hairy enough, this can be performed with the genders reversed.

Yo, last night Alvin was with his girl and he pulled an Orangutan Chocolate. I ended up at his house with my junk out because I heard his tribal call.

by Incarsonator January 16, 2014

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